I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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Or was it my penis doesn't like her as much as it likes Mother... either way we didn't do it.
I know this may seem ironic because i am posting a comment but do you all have anything else to do do than bitch and scrutinize these texts that are put on this website for pure entertainment? Stop being assholes just because your bored with your own lives. You all totally turned me off to this site.
I think it's worded very well...I've experienced the same thing.
If your penis doesnt like pussy, unless she is a 300lbs cow then you are a faaaagg. My penis will fuck your girlfriend and your mom at the same time.
You sir have low standerds and would most likely fuck a goat as long as she is a "300lbs cow"
lol ur fuckin dumb
Ha, the phrases "my penis" and "my mother" shouldn't be used in the same sentence...
Wow. I think we've all been there before. Sometimes your dick's tiny little pee pee heart just isn't in it. Maybe it's for the better if your dick can't even stoop to the level that your dirty mind can.
High schoolers should keep their texts off this site, they make it suck. Just like they ruined Facebook.
Mother and penis should never be in the same sentence no matter what you're talking about
I love how when people comment they refer to their dick like it's a different person.
9:12 is so right. . . Unless you are in ArKansas.... Incest is the best! Put your family to the test!!!
Uhhhh what the fuck?
Wow talk about erectile distinction. You should go see a doctor about that
Distinction? Nice try
^ i loled.
Lol nice. Weird wording. 1st