i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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in 9 months, you will get the "I told you so" texts....LOL
Haha gotta love it when comments are actually funnier than the text
that wasn't funny you douche
someone has a pole up his ass
Snorlax is holdin all the pokemon
Yea because now he won the bet for how many bitches he could pass his herpes off to!
Ha! Love it.
Maybe they're like "oh congratz you're now preg" ohno
That was what happened to me in High school. After a weekend "hookup" I got high 5's down every hallway!!!
That just means he was a virgen and now all his friends know your dtf so they will be hitting you up way more
go shauny go shauny go shauny
There's someone in Rockford IL that's really worth sleeping with?
Suck my dick trick!
In soviet Russia girl fucks guy
Ha good luck in 9 months
Youre welcome, baby!