I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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Can't make yourself too available homie. No one wants someone that's that easy.. C'mon now. Step it up
You smell that? That is the stench of desperation right there
The lack of pride puts you at an 88 on the desperation scale
::clap:: - should have spelled it out though
Hahah this is awesome. And truthful.
Oddly, 25.4 is the number of millimeters to the inch. Wonder if OP is trying to tell us something about that "scale" he's using.
OH MY GOD I GET IT. XD
Haha fucking everyone's a critic. This was a convo between my girl and me. She thought it was cute and, yep, got that super good, wild monkey sex when I got back home to her. Take notes fellas.
Sounds like a clinger. RUN!
Third most pathetic post I've seen on here.
:D ha ha