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  • 91 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:13pm

    Omg same sitch as me, but I only got bc because he quit having sex with me until I did. Fuckers. Guys should want sex no matter what.

  • 83 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:36pm

    Love a good philosophy reference

  • 87 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:39am

    Yeah, that should work.

  • 84 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:19pm

    Find someone else to have sex with!!!!!

  • 77 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:35am

    Everyone and everything including IUD's deserve a chance to reach their full potential. If he does not take you back you must immediately find someone (with a CDMA phone) to help you.

  • 80 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:36pm

    Definitely one of the funnier things I've read lately. Existential crisis...this is a smarty we're dealing with here.

  • 84 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:05pm

    Intra-uterine device. It's a piece of plastic that is shoved up your uterus that keeps you from getting pregnant.

  • 84 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:20pm

    Did you know that GSM phones can pass on human viruses? CDMA phones do not because the frequency at which they work make most viruses unable to propagate.

  • 85 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:37pm

    shed a few fake tears and tell him you didn't mean to break up with him, them start undoing his pants. he'll be all yours!!!

  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:05pm

    2:13....wow he definitely is worried about children...what a smart guy in a city FULL of dumb ones...lol unfortunately i cannot say the same for you....

  • 72 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:49pm

    that would work for me

  • 64 51
    Submitted by musicman11 on May 12, 10 at 11:18pm

    Chicago!!!!

  • 57 39
    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Jul 8, 11 at 4:25am

    Thanks 2:05

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:01pm

    Only if the IUD was shaped like a Sanskrit glyph, and I had a matching Prince Albert that could hook onto it.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:54pm

    Ahh I'm nauseated by 2:13's statement. Sitch? Really? I wouldn't want you having my kids either. You should be shot. "Let me shit talk my bf because he's responsible" You aren't old enough to be fucking, chronologically OR mentally