I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
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Find someone else to have sex with!!!!!
Love a good philosophy reference
Did you know that GSM phones can pass on human viruses? CDMA phones do not because the frequency at which they work make most viruses unable to propagate.
shed a few fake tears and tell him you didn't mean to break up with him, them start undoing his pants. he'll be all yours!!!
Everyone and everything including IUD's deserve a chance to reach their full potential. If he does not take you back you must immediately find someone (with a CDMA phone) to help you.
Omg same sitch as me, but I only got bc because he quit having sex with me until I did. Fuckers. Guys should want sex no matter what.
Intra-uterine device. It's a piece of plastic that is shoved up your uterus that keeps you from getting pregnant.
Yeah, that should work.
Definitely one of the funnier things I've read lately. Existential crisis...this is a smarty we're dealing with here.
that would work for me
2:13....wow he definitely is worried about children...what a smart guy in a city FULL of dumb ones...lol unfortunately i cannot say the same for you....
Only if the IUD was shaped like a Sanskrit glyph, and I had a matching Prince Albert that could hook onto it.
Ahh I'm nauseated by 2:13's statement. Sitch? Really? I wouldn't want you having my kids either. You should be shot. "Let me shit talk my bf because he's responsible" You aren't old enough to be fucking, chronologically OR mentally