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  • Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 31, 10 at 5:04pm

    Just swallow next time. It's cheap and easy. Probably just like you.

    • Submitted by supercreep on Sep 2, 10 at 1:41am

      Yay! Clever comment with no religious or political comment attached. So rare these days. You just made my day thank you sir.

  • Submitted by iwuvpie on Aug 31, 10 at 9:03pm

    I like to walk into a store and buy a pregnancy test and a wire hanger just to see peoples reaction

    • Submitted by ck24 on Sep 1, 10 at 1:00am

      this chick is a win ive decided

  • Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 31, 10 at 5:00pm

    go celebrate the weight being lifted by going out, getting hammered, and making bad decisions... actually, that's probably how this all started

  • Submitted by codegrl on Aug 31, 10 at 11:32pm

    It doesn't even say anything about an abortion!!! Maybe it was just a negative pregnancy test!! Sheesh...

  • Submitted by IDOL on Aug 31, 10 at 11:54pm

    Where does the OP say anything about abortion? A negative pregnancy test or getting her period could cause the same feeling of relief. You pro-life fanatics need to turn your energies toward 'save the seals' or something.

  • Submitted by Phys on Aug 31, 10 at 6:21pm

    "Accidentally" fell down some stairs huh?

  • Submitted by 123go on Aug 31, 10 at 6:35pm

    Not that hard to not get pregnant. But thanks for getting an abortion. We've got enough unloved morons in this world.

    • Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 1, 10 at 5:05pm

      As evidenced by your presence here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 1:42am

    Dead babies, tee hee!

  • Submitted by blueyaa on Aug 31, 10 at 4:26pm

    I often wonder what a pregnancy scare felt like. I have gotten worried about small stuff before, but nothing that major, I don't think.

    • Submitted by blueyaa on Sep 1, 10 at 1:12am

      By the way, I'm a guy. So I'm not trying to sound stuck up or anything, I just literally don't have to worry about that much.

    • Submitted by supercreep on Sep 2, 10 at 1:38am

      Yeah dude just imagine how much that would suck :(

  • Submitted by G37R4P3D on Aug 31, 10 at 8:06pm

    Just gonna throw this out there... anon8609 is a cunt.

    • Submitted by opalquean on Sep 1, 10 at 8:14am

      Go to hell, you sexist, disgusting pig.

      • Submitted by G37R4P3D on Sep 1, 10 at 4:33pm

        Oh I'm sorry, do you know me? Or anything about me? Or who anon8609 is for that matter? K didn't think so, gtfo.

  • Submitted by papergirl on Sep 1, 10 at 8:54am

    Yeah, all these people talking about abortions and spewing their high and mighty crap all over the place need to chill out. It's possible she just had a pregnancy scare. That's what it sounds like to me.

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 1, 10 at 7:38am

    My first impression was not that this is about abortion. In fact to me it reads like something a guy might say about a scare. Sometimes its funny to make assumptions in the comments...in this case I find it overly judgmental.

  • Submitted by smh on Aug 31, 10 at 10:45pm

    @Firefox1 I'm pro-life but I gave this text a thumbs down because I believe that abortions are only acceptable when necessary, and this just sounds like irresponsible people, and there was not a need for an abortion here, and to all the people saying "Yeah!" and "That's awesome!" I bow my head in shame at all of you, for flaunting about the death of a child like an abortion is something to be proud of. smh

    • Submitted by Firefox1 on Sep 1, 10 at 1:18am

      lol, dead babies

      • Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 1, 10 at 5:07pm

        lmao thats fucked dude

      • Submitted by supercreep on Sep 2, 10 at 1:35am

        What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an african child who just died of hunger?\nPro-life assholes care about the aborted fetus.

        • Submitted by instantxkarma on Sep 4, 10 at 2:04am

          what do you mean when you say pro life assholes?... I'm assuming you met every pro life person? Highly doubt it... and why do you keep on bringing up starving children in africa.. you do realize there are other children dying of starvation and neglect that are not from africa?

      • Submitted by omgwtfbbqlol on Sep 2, 10 at 9:36pm

        lol owned

  • Submitted by Michguy on Aug 31, 10 at 5:26pm

    Plan-b and abortions: got to love them!

    • Submitted by Firefox1 on Aug 31, 10 at 8:29pm

      here come the replies and thumbs from the pro-life retards

      • Submitted by spike_the_punch on Sep 1, 10 at 1:00pm

        Um... you mean pro-choice "retards," right? Jesus... super chastising pro-lifer over here can't even get their own term straight.

        • Submitted by Firefox1 on Sep 1, 10 at 10:25pm

          no I mean the Pro-life retards that cant read but shoot out bible verses and only use pictures as a defense besides "nu-uh" to any real facts about embryos versus children. By thumbs I didnt mean up, don't assume things dummy.

  • Submitted by Anonyrnous on Sep 1, 10 at 11:56am

    I don't know why I thought this said "embryo shake weight".

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 31, 10 at 5:09pm

    Another one bites the dust.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 10:21am

    Go to hell? It'll be quieter with the tormented wailing there than with all the infernal fat-girl lesbian screeching we have to put up with here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 10 at 11:09pm

    This is tfln, not a rallying place for a cause. Stop trying to scold everyone

  • Submitted by whatever0456 on Sep 2, 10 at 2:00am

    oh my god. everyone needs to chill the fuck out, seriously! although i am against ignorant people who chant out scriptures and don't actually read the bible. here, look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw its not mine but its hilarious if you keep an open mind, and watch for the scriptures that are quoted. but really, people- stop taking everything so seriously.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 10 at 10:17pm

    It's not a child it's a embryo

  • Submitted by CommitedSavage on Sep 1, 10 at 8:51am

    fetuses are chewy.

  • Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 31, 10 at 7:09pm

    Shop vac and a coat hanger... Works every time

  • Submitted by 697769 on Aug 31, 10 at 9:25pm

    || ahahaha that's awesome!!\n\\/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 5:36am

    U bite at the slightest provocation, all hours of the day, yet WE'RE pathetic? Even a naughty puppy doesn't bite all the time.

  • Submitted by hmnimaih on Sep 1, 10 at 1:33am

    Lawl. An embryo weighs like, half an ounce. Stoooooopid metaphor for a weight being lifted if you ask me.

  • Submitted by moooooose on Sep 1, 10 at 1:34am

    Lolz dead babies indeed.

  • Submitted by tippy_tillz on Sep 1, 10 at 12:10am

    and from your uterus?

  • Submitted by papergirl on Sep 1, 10 at 8:51am

    Haha awesome

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 31, 10 at 10:52pm

    Yikes...

  • Submitted by ssimkins89 on Aug 31, 10 at 4:37pm

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

  • Submitted by gemstone107 on Sep 1, 10 at 5:45pm

    this is hilarious. good or you.

  • Submitted by dunumber1 on Sep 1, 10 at 12:03am

    Also G37R4P3D it is the auto correct on the iPod I see that there should be a comma instead of a period. Also I acknowledge that it says ignore instead of ignorant. Half of these dumb fucks type in text language anyway so does one persons few grammatical errors make that big of a deal, or are you just trying to be an ass?

    • Submitted by Firefox1 on Sep 1, 10 at 1:20am

      fgsfds

    • Submitted by G37R4P3D on Sep 1, 10 at 4:19am

      I'm just trying to be an ass. But seriously, your grammar is terrible.

  • Submitted by dunumber1 on Aug 31, 10 at 11:56pm

    Fuck you and fuck your seals.

    • Submitted by supercreep on Sep 2, 10 at 1:36am

      Dude bestiality is not okay and considering how by your response you're pro-life and you're into that, you just might be a redneck. Get that checked.

  • Submitted by bobsmith19 on Sep 1, 10 at 5:51pm

    i kiss you on the cheek\ngood night my love i say\nyou turn to me and smile\na babies on the way\nand then you drift asleep\nand dream of life anew\nand i lay there wondering\njust what i should do\n\ni could kick you in the stomach \nand catch you unawares\ni could swear to god you accidently fell that flight of stairs\nwhen i tell you that i love you\ni will look you in the eyes\nas i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 3:43am

    /cry

  • Submitted by flammingofrog07 on Sep 1, 10 at 2:06am

    are you serious? Those that are posting abortion comments, get a life. Wait till you have a child. And also, what makes you think this person didn't just give birth? You are all pathetic.

    • Submitted by lovethehawkeyes on Sep 2, 10 at 10:07pm

      Because when you give birth, it hasn't been an embryo for a long time, it is a fetus before it's born...idiot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 10 at 3:22pm

    African kids aren't starving. Look at their round tummies! Lazy little fatties. Spear throwing will trim them up!

  • Submitted by whitepower on Aug 31, 10 at 11:37pm

    Spear chucking beatch

  • Submitted by ForTehWin on Sep 1, 10 at 12:18am

    Dunumber, someone's OBVIOUSLY a virgin then. Or your just sterile and can't have kids. Either way, you deserve to die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 10:28am

    If ur going to send me to a place that doesn't exist make it New Zealand

  • Submitted by dunumber1 on Aug 31, 10 at 11:40pm

    I agree with eag at the bottom and smh. Honestly if you are. Proud of getting rid of a baby an happy about it then you shouldn't be fucking in the first place. All of you fucks who think this is funny should burn in hell. But I guess you probably don't believe in that either. You know what the only time an abortion would be okay is if the parents could see what an ignore fuck their kid would be and then we'll see if you still agree with abortion. How about if your parents told you one night at

    • Submitted by G37R4P3D on Aug 31, 10 at 11:47pm

      OK. Nice try, but you need to go back to 6th grade English.

    • Submitted by CommitedSavage on Sep 1, 10 at 8:48am

      hehehe you're the punchline.

    • Submitted by supercreep on Sep 2, 10 at 1:40am

      Haha, not an abortion story it's a pregnancy scare. Trust me, I know the difference. Take a chill pill. stop swearing. You're not good at it. Seriously.

    • Submitted by omgwtfbbqlol on Sep 2, 10 at 9:41pm

      lolwtf

  • Submitted by cbomblisse on Aug 31, 10 at 10:11pm

    You proud of murdering a child?

    • Submitted by supercreep on Sep 2, 10 at 1:39am

      Keep aborting fetuses. Their not alive yet. If it breathes outside the womb, it's murder. The world is overpopulated with underpriveleged kids. Adopt an african child.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 10 at 1:54am

    do you guys realize the shit on this appis supposed to be...funny? like, what the fuck is there to argue about?