I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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Just swallow next time. It's cheap and easy. Probably just like you.
Yay! Clever comment with no religious or political comment attached. So rare these days. You just made my day thank you sir.
I like to walk into a store and buy a pregnancy test and a wire hanger just to see peoples reaction
this chick is a win ive decided
It doesn't even say anything about an abortion!!! Maybe it was just a negative pregnancy test!! Sheesh...
Where does the OP say anything about abortion? A negative pregnancy test or getting her period could cause the same feeling of relief. You pro-life fanatics need to turn your energies toward 'save the seals' or something.
go celebrate the weight being lifted by going out, getting hammered, and making bad decisions... actually, that's probably how this all started
"Accidentally" fell down some stairs huh?
Not that hard to not get pregnant. But thanks for getting an abortion. We've got enough unloved morons in this world.
As evidenced by your presence here
oh my god. everyone needs to chill the fuck out, seriously! although i am against ignorant people who chant out scriptures and don't actually read the bible. here, look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw its not mine but its hilarious if you keep an open mind, and watch for the scriptures that are quoted. but really, people- stop taking everything so seriously.
Yeah, all these people talking about abortions and spewing their high and mighty crap all over the place need to chill out. It's possible she just had a pregnancy scare. That's what it sounds like to me.
Dead babies, tee hee!
Just gonna throw this out there... anon8609 is a cunt.
Go to hell, you sexist, disgusting pig.
Oh I'm sorry, do you know me? Or anything about me? Or who anon8609 is for that matter? K didn't think so, gtfo.
I often wonder what a pregnancy scare felt like. I have gotten worried about small stuff before, but nothing that major, I don't think.
By the way, I'm a guy. So I'm not trying to sound stuck up or anything, I just literally don't have to worry about that much.
Yeah dude just imagine how much that would suck :(
@Firefox1 I'm pro-life but I gave this text a thumbs down because I believe that abortions are only acceptable when necessary, and this just sounds like irresponsible people, and there was not a need for an abortion here, and to all the people saying "Yeah!" and "That's awesome!" I bow my head in shame at all of you, for flaunting about the death of a child like an abortion is something to be proud of. smh
lol, dead babies
lmao thats fucked dude
you misspelled sexy
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an african child who just died of hunger?\nPro-life assholes care about the aborted fetus.
what do you mean when you say pro life assholes?... I'm assuming you met every pro life person? Highly doubt it... and why do you keep on bringing up starving children in africa.. you do realize there are other children dying of starvation and neglect that are not from africa?
My first impression was not that this is about abortion. In fact to me it reads like something a guy might say about a scare. Sometimes its funny to make assumptions in the comments...in this case I find it overly judgmental.
Plan-b and abortions: got to love them!
here come the replies and thumbs from the pro-life retards
Um... you mean pro-choice "retards," right? Jesus... super chastising pro-lifer over here can't even get their own term straight.
no I mean the Pro-life retards that cant read but shoot out bible verses and only use pictures as a defense besides "nu-uh" to any real facts about embryos versus children. By thumbs I didnt mean up, don't assume things dummy.
I don't know why I thought this said "embryo shake weight".
Another one bites the dust.
|| ahahaha that's awesome!!\n\\/
African kids aren't starving. Look at their round tummies! Lazy little fatties. Spear throwing will trim them up!
Go to hell? It'll be quieter with the tormented wailing there than with all the infernal fat-girl lesbian screeching we have to put up with here
Shop vac and a coat hanger... Works every time
Also G37R4P3D it is the auto correct on the iPod I see that there should be a comma instead of a period. Also I acknowledge that it says ignore instead of ignorant. Half of these dumb fucks type in text language anyway so does one persons few grammatical errors make that big of a deal, or are you just trying to be an ass?
I'm just trying to be an ass. But seriously, your grammar is terrible.
This is tfln, not a rallying place for a cause. Stop trying to scold everyone
Lawl. An embryo weighs like, half an ounce. Stoooooopid metaphor for a weight being lifted if you ask me.
It's not a child it's a embryo
try a biology class sometime
It's a ball of cells ffs.
Life begins at conception people
U bite at the slightest provocation, all hours of the day, yet WE'RE pathetic? Even a naughty puppy doesn't bite all the time.
Lolz dead babies indeed.
fetuses are chewy.
are you serious? Those that are posting abortion comments, get a life. Wait till you have a child. And also, what makes you think this person didn't just give birth? You are all pathetic.
Because when you give birth, it hasn't been an embryo for a long time, it is a fetus before it's born...idiot.
I agree with eag at the bottom and smh. Honestly if you are. Proud of getting rid of a baby an happy about it then you shouldn't be fucking in the first place. All of you fucks who think this is funny should burn in hell. But I guess you probably don't believe in that either. You know what the only time an abortion would be okay is if the parents could see what an ignore fuck their kid would be and then we'll see if you still agree with abortion. How about if your parents told you one night at
OK. Nice try, but you need to go back to 6th grade English.
hehehe you're the punchline.
Haha, not an abortion story it's a pregnancy scare. Trust me, I know the difference. Take a chill pill. stop swearing. You're not good at it. Seriously.
i kiss you on the cheek\ngood night my love i say\nyou turn to me and smile\na babies on the way\nand then you drift asleep\nand dream of life anew\nand i lay there wondering\njust what i should do\n\ni could kick you in the stomach \nand catch you unawares\ni could swear to god you accidently fell that flight of stairs\nwhen i tell you that i love you\ni will look you in the eyes\nas i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh
and from your uterus?
Spear chucking beatch
Fuck you and fuck your seals.
Dude bestiality is not okay and considering how by your response you're pro-life and you're into that, you just might be a redneck. Get that checked.
this is hilarious. good or you.
If ur going to send me to a place that doesn't exist make it New Zealand
You proud of murdering a child?
Keep aborting fetuses. Their not alive yet. If it breathes outside the womb, it's murder. The world is overpopulated with underpriveleged kids. Adopt an african child.
Dunumber, someone's OBVIOUSLY a virgin then. Or your just sterile and can't have kids. Either way, you deserve to die.
do you guys realize the shit on this appis supposed to be...funny? like, what the fuck is there to argue about?