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  • Just swallow next time. It's cheap and easy. Probably just like you.

    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 31, 10 at 5:04pm
    • Yay! Clever comment with no religious or political comment attached. So rare these days. You just made my day thank you sir.

      Submitted by supercreep on Sep 2, 10 at 1:41am
  • I like to walk into a store and buy a pregnancy test and a wire hanger just to see peoples reaction

    Submitted by iwuvpie on Aug 31, 10 at 9:03pm
  • It doesn't even say anything about an abortion!!! Maybe it was just a negative pregnancy test!! Sheesh...

    Submitted by codegrl on Aug 31, 10 at 11:32pm
  • Where does the OP say anything about abortion? A negative pregnancy test or getting her period could cause the same feeling of relief. You pro-life fanatics need to turn your energies toward 'save the seals' or something.

    Submitted by IDOL on Aug 31, 10 at 11:54pm
  • go celebrate the weight being lifted by going out, getting hammered, and making bad decisions... actually, that's probably how this all started

    Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 31, 10 at 5:00pm
  • "Accidentally" fell down some stairs huh?

    Submitted by Phys on Aug 31, 10 at 6:21pm
  • Not that hard to not get pregnant. But thanks for getting an abortion. We've got enough unloved morons in this world.

    Submitted by 123go on Aug 31, 10 at 6:35pm
  • Yeah, all these people talking about abortions and spewing their high and mighty crap all over the place need to chill out. It's possible she just had a pregnancy scare. That's what it sounds like to me.

    Submitted by papergirl on Sep 1, 10 at 8:54am
  • oh my god. everyone needs to chill the fuck out, seriously! although i am against ignorant people who chant out scriptures and don't actually read the bible. here, look at this: its not mine but its hilarious if you keep an open mind, and watch for the scriptures that are quoted. but really, people- stop taking everything so seriously.

    Submitted by whatever0456 on Sep 2, 10 at 2:00am
  • Dead babies, tee hee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 1:42am
  • Just gonna throw this out there... anon8609 is a cunt.

    Submitted by G37R4P3D on Aug 31, 10 at 8:06pm
    • Go to hell, you sexist, disgusting pig.

      Submitted by opalquean on Sep 1, 10 at 8:14am
      • Oh I'm sorry, do you know me? Or anything about me? Or who anon8609 is for that matter? K didn't think so, gtfo.

        Submitted by G37R4P3D on Sep 1, 10 at 4:33pm
  • I often wonder what a pregnancy scare felt like. I have gotten worried about small stuff before, but nothing that major, I don't think.

    Submitted by blueyaa on Aug 31, 10 at 4:26pm
    • By the way, I'm a guy. So I'm not trying to sound stuck up or anything, I just literally don't have to worry about that much.

      Submitted by blueyaa on Sep 1, 10 at 1:12am
    • Yeah dude just imagine how much that would suck :(

      Submitted by supercreep on Sep 2, 10 at 1:38am
  • @Firefox1 I'm pro-life but I gave this text a thumbs down because I believe that abortions are only acceptable when necessary, and this just sounds like irresponsible people, and there was not a need for an abortion here, and to all the people saying "Yeah!" and "That's awesome!" I bow my head in shame at all of you, for flaunting about the death of a child like an abortion is something to be proud of. smh

    Submitted by smh on Aug 31, 10 at 10:45pm
    • lol, dead babies

      Submitted by Firefox1 on Sep 1, 10 at 1:18am
      • lmao thats fucked dude

        Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 1, 10 at 5:07pm
      • What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an african child who just died of hunger?\nPro-life assholes care about the aborted fetus.

        Submitted by supercreep on Sep 2, 10 at 1:35am
        • what do you mean when you say pro life assholes?... I'm assuming you met every pro life person? Highly doubt it... and why do you keep on bringing up starving children in africa.. you do realize there are other children dying of starvation and neglect that are not from africa?

          Submitted by instantxkarma on Sep 4, 10 at 2:04am
      • lol owned

        Submitted by omgwtfbbqlol on Sep 2, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Plan-b and abortions: got to love them!

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 31, 10 at 5:26pm
    • here come the replies and thumbs from the pro-life retards

      Submitted by Firefox1 on Aug 31, 10 at 8:29pm
      • Um... you mean pro-choice "retards," right? Jesus... super chastising pro-lifer over here can't even get their own term straight.

        Submitted by spike_the_punch on Sep 1, 10 at 1:00pm
        • no I mean the Pro-life retards that cant read but shoot out bible verses and only use pictures as a defense besides "nu-uh" to any real facts about embryos versus children. By thumbs I didnt mean up, don't assume things dummy.

          Submitted by Firefox1 on Sep 1, 10 at 10:25pm
  • My first impression was not that this is about abortion. In fact to me it reads like something a guy might say about a scare. Sometimes its funny to make assumptions in the this case I find it overly judgmental.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 1, 10 at 7:38am
  • I don't know why I thought this said "embryo shake weight".

    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Sep 1, 10 at 11:56am
  • African kids aren't starving. Look at their round tummies! Lazy little fatties. Spear throwing will trim them up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 10 at 3:22pm
  • Go to hell? It'll be quieter with the tormented wailing there than with all the infernal fat-girl lesbian screeching we have to put up with here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 10:21am
  • || ahahaha that's awesome!!\n\\/

    Submitted by 697769 on Aug 31, 10 at 9:25pm
  • Shop vac and a coat hanger... Works every time

    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 31, 10 at 7:09pm
  • Another one bites the dust.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 31, 10 at 5:09pm
  • Haha awesome

    Submitted by papergirl on Sep 1, 10 at 8:51am
  • Also G37R4P3D it is the auto correct on the iPod I see that there should be a comma instead of a period. Also I acknowledge that it says ignore instead of ignorant. Half of these dumb fucks type in text language anyway so does one persons few grammatical errors make that big of a deal, or are you just trying to be an ass?

    Submitted by dunumber1 on Sep 1, 10 at 12:03am
  • This is tfln, not a rallying place for a cause. Stop trying to scold everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 10 at 11:09pm
  • It's not a child it's a embryo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 10 at 10:17pm
  • are you serious? Those that are posting abortion comments, get a life. Wait till you have a child. And also, what makes you think this person didn't just give birth? You are all pathetic.

    Submitted by flammingofrog07 on Sep 1, 10 at 2:06am
    • Because when you give birth, it hasn't been an embryo for a long time, it is a fetus before it's born...idiot.

      Submitted by lovethehawkeyes on Sep 2, 10 at 10:07pm
  • U bite at the slightest provocation, all hours of the day, yet WE'RE pathetic? Even a naughty puppy doesn't bite all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 5:36am
  • fetuses are chewy.

    Submitted by CommitedSavage on Sep 1, 10 at 8:51am
  • Lawl. An embryo weighs like, half an ounce. Stoooooopid metaphor for a weight being lifted if you ask me.

    Submitted by hmnimaih on Sep 1, 10 at 1:33am
  • Lolz dead babies indeed.

    Submitted by moooooose on Sep 1, 10 at 1:34am
  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

    Submitted by ssimkins89 on Aug 31, 10 at 4:37pm
  • i kiss you on the cheek\ngood night my love i say\nyou turn to me and smile\na babies on the way\nand then you drift asleep\nand dream of life anew\nand i lay there wondering\njust what i should do\n\ni could kick you in the stomach \nand catch you unawares\ni could swear to god you accidently fell that flight of stairs\nwhen i tell you that i love you\ni will look you in the eyes\nas i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh

    Submitted by bobsmith19 on Sep 1, 10 at 5:51pm
  • I agree with eag at the bottom and smh. Honestly if you are. Proud of getting rid of a baby an happy about it then you shouldn't be fucking in the first place. All of you fucks who think this is funny should burn in hell. But I guess you probably don't believe in that either. You know what the only time an abortion would be okay is if the parents could see what an ignore fuck their kid would be and then we'll see if you still agree with abortion. How about if your parents told you one night at

    Submitted by dunumber1 on Aug 31, 10 at 11:40pm
  • and from your uterus?

    Submitted by tippy_tillz on Sep 1, 10 at 12:10am
  • Yikes...

    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 31, 10 at 10:52pm
  • Spear chucking beatch

    Submitted by whitepower on Aug 31, 10 at 11:37pm
  • /cry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 3:43am
  • Fuck you and fuck your seals.

    Submitted by dunumber1 on Aug 31, 10 at 11:56pm
    • Dude bestiality is not okay and considering how by your response you're pro-life and you're into that, you just might be a redneck. Get that checked.

      Submitted by supercreep on Sep 2, 10 at 1:36am
  • this is hilarious. good or you.

    Submitted by gemstone107 on Sep 1, 10 at 5:45pm
  • You proud of murdering a child?

    Submitted by cbomblisse on Aug 31, 10 at 10:11pm
    • Keep aborting fetuses. Their not alive yet. If it breathes outside the womb, it's murder. The world is overpopulated with underpriveleged kids. Adopt an african child.

      Submitted by supercreep on Sep 2, 10 at 1:39am
  • If ur going to send me to a place that doesn't exist make it New Zealand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 10:28am
  • Dunumber, someone's OBVIOUSLY a virgin then. Or your just sterile and can't have kids. Either way, you deserve to die.

    Submitted by ForTehWin on Sep 1, 10 at 12:18am
  • do you guys realize the shit on this appis supposed to be...funny? like, what the fuck is there to argue about?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 10 at 1:54am