I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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can I store my ice cream in that freezer you call a heart?
Seeing as how I caused the vocal cord damage that's facilitating the need for you to text instead of speak, I can see your point.
Thank you for being the one OP on tfln that isn't like "omg he has a hangnail, he totally deserves a bj...!"
So much for Manifest Destiny.
i suppose anal is out of the question then? i mean i have a PAPERCUT, honey!
Haha.. U tell em!
Not even a hand job. Can he at least feel your naughty bits?
Quick, break a bone! But not THAT bone!
Exactly, Taipan! I agree!
I know right
op probably lives in the friend zone, taipan has no idea what a woman feels like, and digthis1 can't comprehend 'manifest.'
if a girl turns you down with that specific line, she probably not the most qualified for the sympathy bj.......so don't take it to hard kid.......