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  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Mar 14, 11 at 11:37am

    can I store my ice cream in that freezer you call a heart?

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Mar 14, 11 at 11:49am

    Seeing as how I caused the vocal cord damage that's facilitating the need for you to text instead of speak, I can see your point.

  • Submitted by Taipan on Mar 14, 11 at 9:35pm

    Thank you for being the one OP on tfln that isn't like "omg he has a hangnail, he totally deserves a bj...!"

  • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 14, 11 at 4:00pm

    i suppose anal is out of the question then? i mean i have a PAPERCUT, honey!

  • Submitted by economizer on Mar 14, 11 at 2:11pm

    So much for Manifest Destiny.

  • Submitted by Nessa555 on Mar 15, 11 at 4:15am

    Haha.. U tell em!

  • Submitted by janesaddiction on Mar 14, 11 at 3:16pm

    Not even a hand job. Can he at least feel your naughty bits?

  • Submitted by Duckguy503 on Mar 14, 11 at 11:38am

    Sad panda!

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    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 14, 11 at 3:45pm

    Quick, break a bone! But not THAT bone!

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    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 17, 11 at 1:46am

    Exactly, Taipan! I agree!

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    Submitted by Greener on Mar 14, 11 at 2:09pm


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    Submitted by MissSkyReaper on Mar 14, 11 at 11:31am

    I know right

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    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 15, 11 at 2:49am

    op probably lives in the friend zone, taipan has no idea what a woman feels like, and digthis1 can't comprehend 'manifest.'

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  • Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 14, 11 at 10:02pm

    if a girl turns you down with that specific line, she probably not the most qualified for the sympathy don't take it to hard kid.......