Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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I would ask myself two questions.... 1) Why isn't she licking my nuts?.. 2) Where has her tongue been the past 24 hours?
Lord, help this generation. That's not even close to what a fucking poem is.
I did the math. that is not even haiku. but this might be!
I believe I said it might be. never said it was. quit being a shit.
That's not poetry, that's a Labrador retriever.