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  • 84 55
    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 22, 11 at 8:43pm

    Aaaaand this is one of many reasons why you fuck freshman. In addition to being easy and persuaded with nothing but booze, they think it's so cool that they're fucking a senior so they bend over backwards to bend over backwards for you. Frosh in a barrel.

    • 61 57
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 23, 11 at 1:33am

      preach the Gospel!

  • 90 71
    Submitted by Seeckshet on Dec 22, 11 at 3:44pm

    Respect your elders

  • 79 61
    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 22, 11 at 3:21pm

    Awesome use of dominance

  • 67 53
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 23, 11 at 6:50am

    As in "Senior partner called me up to his office to shine his desk"?

  • 66 61
    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 22, 11 at 3:25pm

    Great reasoning

  • 65 64
    Submitted by slinging_liquor on Dec 22, 11 at 6:26pm

    senior booty call...isnt that only good for cinco de mayo?

    • 58 82
      Submitted by porksword on Dec 22, 11 at 7:15pm

      That would be seƱor booty call. I think that was the "I want a burrito" text.

      • 56 74
        Submitted by slinging_liquor on Dec 22, 11 at 8:25pm

        lol yes i realize that. was just working at a lame play on words.

        • 61 58
          Submitted by porksword on Dec 23, 11 at 9:06am

          I got it, i was thinking the same thing. Thought I'd run the joke into the ground.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 22, 11 at 6:59pm

    DAMMIT...I thought they meant senior citizens...got my hopes up for nuttin

  • 57 53
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 23, 11 at 3:24am

    Except when they see it's you Preppy...

  • 50 60
    Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Dec 23, 11 at 11:12pm

    Straight from the top

  • 57 74
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 22, 11 at 6:36pm

    seniors can be lousy fucks more often then freshman

  • 55 73
    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 23, 11 at 12:15am

    i love booty calls. they qlways turn out great.