Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
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in high school i made my boyfriend carry tampons in his pocktes at prom. poor fella.
maybe he likes to drink shots thru a tampon?
WTF? Either he's a raging homo or this is fake.
My best friend who is a lesbian once spent the whole evening hitting on this hot thing in a bar she thought was a short dyke that ended up being a guy.
this is the type of shit you know its fake
maybe he gets nosebleeds a lot......?
you were so drunk last night you ate a tampon
He is like a tampon thief he had to pull some strings :P
My friend sometimes does, because he was a medic on birthright and they were required to carry tampons for the girls. its just a habit at this point, but we rail on him for it haha.
like a scene from a funny movie...
you dont use fucking tampons on bulletwounds. your boyfriend was a terrible medic then. They have anti-coagulant properties, which is exactly what you dont want to shove into a bullet hole. pressure and kerlex are what you use.
he needs it to soak up the bloody from his arse hole...
Why do people take texts posted here so seriously? If it's funny just roll with it, if it's not just take pity.
Even if there are tampons without anti-coagulant properties, Thats not such a good idea for bullet wounds.
hahahahah 9:37 i was gonna say dat too
dude, my guy friend carries tampons and lets the girls know it. he says it's a great way to be all the girls' friends and has gotten dates because of it..
ya. no shit.
LMAO 3:20 that was a fail...
My bf carried tampons w him in Iraq... For bullet wounds.
yeah, I'm thinking along the same lines as 10:59. Problem is sarcasm/jokes don't carry through text so well...
I posted this. It is a real text. And yes, it's sarcasm. (Thank you 10:59 and 11:12.)
the text could be real but just a joke
Or he could be trans. I knew a transman who carried tampons out of habit formed back when he was female. He hadn't menstruated in years, but just in case. . .
first response was 10x funnier than the text itself.
315. Bo burnham!!!!! Woooohhh! But you said it wrong it's...
Just like a tampon thief I ad to pull some strings
Your boyfriend should have cheated on you just for that.
WHY WOULD YOU /BORROW/ A TAMPON?!