Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
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in high school i made my boyfriend carry tampons in his pocktes at prom. poor fella.
maybe he likes to drink shots thru a tampon?
WTF? Either he's a raging homo or this is fake.
My best friend who is a lesbian once spent the whole evening hitting on this hot thing in a bar she thought was a short dyke that ended up being a guy.
maybe he gets nosebleeds a lot......?
this is the type of shit you know its fake
He is like a tampon thief he had to pull some strings :P
My friend sometimes does, because he was a medic on birthright and they were required to carry tampons for the girls. its just a habit at this point, but we rail on him for it haha.
you were so drunk last night you ate a tampon
you dont use fucking tampons on bulletwounds. your boyfriend was a terrible medic then. They have anti-coagulant properties, which is exactly what you dont want to shove into a bullet hole. pressure and kerlex are what you use.
like a scene from a funny movie...
he needs it to soak up the bloody from his arse hole...
Even if there are tampons without anti-coagulant properties, Thats not such a good idea for bullet wounds.
Why do people take texts posted here so seriously? If it's funny just roll with it, if it's not just take pity.
hahahahah 9:37 i was gonna say dat too
dude, my guy friend carries tampons and lets the girls know it. he says it's a great way to be all the girls' friends and has gotten dates because of it..
ya. no shit.
LMAO 3:20 that was a fail...
My bf carried tampons w him in Iraq... For bullet wounds.
I posted this. It is a real text. And yes, it's sarcasm. (Thank you 10:59 and 11:12.)
yeah, I'm thinking along the same lines as 10:59. Problem is sarcasm/jokes don't carry through text so well...
the text could be real but just a joke
Or he could be trans. I knew a transman who carried tampons out of habit formed back when he was female. He hadn't menstruated in years, but just in case. . .
315. Bo burnham!!!!! Woooohhh! But you said it wrong it's...
Just like a tampon thief I ad to pull some strings
first response was 10x funnier than the text itself.
Your boyfriend should have cheated on you just for that.
WHY WOULD YOU /BORROW/ A TAMPON?!