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  • in high school i made my boyfriend carry tampons in his pocktes at prom. poor fella.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:44pm
  • maybe he likes to drink shots thru a tampon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:30am
  • maybe he gets nosebleeds a lot......?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:37am
  • WTF? Either he's a raging homo or this is fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:37am
  • this is the type of shit you know its fake hands down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:35am
  • He is like a tampon thief he had to pull some strings :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:15pm
  • My best friend who is a lesbian once spent the whole evening hitting on this hot thing in a bar she thought was a short dyke that ended up being a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:41am
  • like a scene from a funny movie...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:17pm
  • you dont use fucking tampons on bulletwounds. your boyfriend was a terrible medic then. They have anti-coagulant properties, which is exactly what you dont want to shove into a bullet hole. pressure and kerlex are what you use.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:26pm
  • My friend sometimes does, because he was a medic on birthright and they were required to carry tampons for the girls. its just a habit at this point, but we rail on him for it haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:53am
  • you were so drunk last night you ate a tampon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Even if there are tampons without anti-coagulant properties, Thats not such a good idea for bullet wounds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:17pm
  • he needs it to soak up the bloody from his arse hole...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:27am
  • Why do people take texts posted here so seriously? If it's funny just roll with it, if it's not just take pity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:13am
  • hahahahah 9:37 i was gonna say dat too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:55am
  • dude, my guy friend carries tampons and lets the girls know it. he says it's a great way to be all the girls' friends and has gotten dates because of it.. ya. no shit. (:D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:41am
  • LMAO 3:20 that was a fail...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:39pm
  • My bf carried tampons w him in Iraq... For bullet wounds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:12pm
  • I posted this. It is a real text. And yes, it's sarcasm. (Thank you 10:59 and 11:12.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:55pm
  • yeah, I'm thinking along the same lines as 10:59. Problem is sarcasm/jokes don't carry through text so well...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:12am
  • the text could be real but just a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:59am
  • failllllllllllllllllllllll ^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:20pm
  • 315. Bo burnham!!!!! Woooohhh! But you said it wrong it's... Just like a tampon thief I ad to pull some strings

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:39pm
  • Or he could be trans. I knew a transman who carried tampons out of habit formed back when he was female. He hadn't menstruated in years, but just in case. . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:47am
  • first response was 10x funnier than the text itself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:30am
  • @ 2:44PM Your boyfriend should have cheated on you just for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:24pm
  • WHY WOULD YOU /BORROW/ A TAMPON?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:03pm