I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia