Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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Pedobear is a courteous host.
Best. One night stand. Ever
Who the fuck would give this a bad night ?
it would be true love if the OP told the person were their weed stash was
Omg best person ever right there
What's the best thing about twenty five year olds?
there's five of them
Grammatically that doesn't make sense...
Yeah, but philosophically, it's solid.
destructo...think about what you just said, and come to the conclusion that you're a moron
Thanks, Father Carmichael.
highly unlikely.. spongebob is channel 300 and if he was really that good tony the tiger would be playing on replay
Screw you your life seems way to chill
Hey at least they had satellite, and offered u breakfast.
I want to meet the op
Hey as long as they are 18...all the fattys need to get a life. :)
Aww. I guess if you're gonna be sleazy, you should totes find people like this to do it with!
Bahahahahahah!! Spongebob!! <3
Wow the spongebob part is sad
I bet this is one of those pedophile teachers and she is texting one of her students while he sleeps in and she goes and teaches summer school...
philisophically you are probably stoned, or are you??
@whiskerbiscuit thank you.
I hate spongebob. wonder if he stayed or left lol