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  • You excel at spreading on the sheets!

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 28, 11 at 5:00pm
  • The official whore cut-off is a different guy every 12.48 days, so you barely made the cut. On the bright side, when you get knocked up, you should be able to narrow who the daddy is down to no more than 3 guys.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 28, 11 at 4:40pm
    • I think you just gave Springer material for a new season

      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 2, 11 at 11:46pm
  • must be nice to be 18.

    Submitted by falon142012 on Oct 28, 11 at 4:29pm
  • I guess you're not good enough to keep around for a full two weeks?

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Oct 28, 11 at 11:39pm
  • I think a powerpoint presentation titled “How to become a whore" would be more effective

    Submitted by Phys on Oct 28, 11 at 5:44pm
  • Tyler9978, and not the OP, is a guy.

    Submitted by likeahoss on Oct 28, 11 at 4:51pm
  • And who said nerds can't be sluty? I love it!

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 29, 11 at 2:07am
  • You mean you've been fucked..

    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 28, 11 at 5:54pm
  • Maybe you should be an adult and stop acting like such a slut.

    Submitted by solame on Oct 29, 11 at 2:04pm
  • women who call other women "whores" and "sluts" are even bigger cum dumpsters than their accused. takes one to know one, bitch.

    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on Oct 29, 11 at 9:46am
  • lolllllll

    Submitted by 7246742168 on Oct 28, 11 at 6:21pm
  • Congratulations your a slut... Oh and happy birthday

    Submitted by iclubbabyseals on Oct 30, 11 at 8:53pm
  • So...... Its been 12.5 days...

    Submitted by protectoroftext on Oct 29, 11 at 12:50am
  • Congratulations on being a whore! Your birthday present is: std's!

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 29, 11 at 12:42am
  • I love the comment from the person below me! Lol

    Submitted by niceswanger on Oct 28, 11 at 8:58pm
  • and women say men are pigs!!!!!!

    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Oct 29, 11 at 8:42am
  • THERE'S the porksword I have become accustomed to hearing!

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 29, 11 at 1:24am
  • Thats what I've averaged since my wedding.

    Submitted by Tyler9978 on Oct 28, 11 at 4:30pm
  • I don't imagine this is all that uncommon. She's getting sex on a regular basis from different partners, not like nobody's ever wished for that. I bet most of you judging her haven't or aren't in much dissimilar situations. I say good going girl, just be safe and get tested regularly.

    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 5:40pm
  • @WTF, unfortunately she rounded up

    Submitted by Phys on Oct 28, 11 at 10:37pm
  • I feel like you don't value your vag lol, I'd you woulda just made the first two or three fuck buddies cool but you should use excel to make a line graph of your increased likelihood of catching an STD every 12.5 days

    Submitted by mrwowzers on Oct 29, 11 at 1:20pm
  • hahahhaha

    Submitted by fxckthebs on Oct 31, 11 at 12:06am