The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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now that's just cold.
I would have cried.
That's damn cold. I would hurt someone.
That's some bullshit right there
I've never in my life read anything more tragic and horrifying than this I'm so sorry.
mmmm bacon. its like meat candy
This is one of the most tragic things I've ever read.
Ahh that's fuckin blows!!
I've heard of "sex and candy", but sex and bacon??? And tougher question: which one was responsible for more pleasure?
This comes from Houston, so this night was just greasy in general.
How dare they
Well, what brand was the bacon bitch?
Dude, if it is that loud, walk in and make it a threesome.
This person is definitely the bigger person. I wouldve caused hell if all the bacon was gone
houstonnn ftw :)
they needed all the bacon to go with her scrambled eggs, coathanger over plan b!
that's harsh. He deserves that bacon
That's too far
Are you sure they even made bacon?