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  • 86 30
    Submitted by Phys on Apr 27, 11 at 4:37pm

    Hold out for test answers, not a study guide

  • 76 37
    Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on Apr 27, 11 at 9:56pm

    <kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\n<kylev> hahahahaha\n<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor\n<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"\n<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about\n<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism

    • 29 39
      Submitted by polacke on Apr 28, 11 at 4:54am

      omg, do the most degrading stuff to her. can you spell irony? yes, you can!

  • 66 53
    Submitted by digthis1 on Apr 27, 11 at 6:31pm

    almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades...

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Keanuu on Apr 27, 11 at 4:10pm

    First! Yessss. Firstfirst isn't first. Bitch!

    • 32 36
      Submitted by acarli1 on Apr 27, 11 at 5:44pm

      hahaha...I love to out maneuver Firstfirst!

      • 34 28
        Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 27, 11 at 6:07pm

        You are gayer than right guys blowing nine guys.

  • 40 30
    Submitted by redroom on Apr 27, 11 at 11:10pm

    Already been done

  • 42 37
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 27, 11 at 9:13pm

    You are learning early that your piece of ass gets you further than good grades. I suggest you hook up with a PR, law or entertainment firm after graduation. Strippers only dream of whoring out wholesale instead of retail -- much better return on investment.

  • 40 36
    Submitted by lirr on Apr 28, 11 at 12:19am

    MOVE THE FLEET AWAY FROM THE DEATH STAR

  • 34 37
    Submitted by ShakeyDNB on Apr 28, 11 at 7:40am

    Maryland bitch.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Gyles on Apr 27, 11 at 7:35pm

    Proposition a pretzel instead

  • 35 47
    Submitted by likeahoss on Apr 27, 11 at 4:15pm

    If you gave better head, you could proposition sex for an "A," without taking the exam. Or a "C" even, depending on your postgraduate plans.

  • 34 48
    Submitted by IDCCR7 on Apr 27, 11 at 9:01pm

    If the teacher's hot.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by blowme469 on Apr 27, 11 at 10:36pm

    Fear the turtle! ;-)

  • 38 59
    Submitted by barmes on Apr 27, 11 at 4:42pm

    Ive done it twice so suk it

  • 42 71
    Submitted by hoop29 on Apr 28, 11 at 12:20am

    women are good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and vaginas

    • 35 32
      Submitted by youthanize on Apr 28, 11 at 1:02am

      you forgot that their mouths feel good too

      • 34 42
        Submitted by polacke on Apr 28, 11 at 4:55am

        ... and the recreational vag too.

  • 26 48
    Submitted by Santino on Apr 27, 11 at 5:34pm

    Hahahaha @keannu

  • 23 70
    Submitted by 3isabel23 on Apr 27, 11 at 10:36pm

    In my school were havin the ACT's right now. Good thing I'm not a junior.