Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Hold out for test answers, not a study guide
<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\n<kylev> hahahahaha\n<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor\n<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"\n<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about\n<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
omg, do the most degrading stuff to her. can you spell irony? yes, you can!
almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades...
MOVE THE FLEET AWAY FROM THE DEATH STAR
First! Yessss. Firstfirst isn't first. Bitch!
hahaha...I love to out maneuver Firstfirst!
You are gayer than right guys blowing nine guys.
If the teacher's hot.
Already been done
Ive done it twice so suk it
If you gave better head, you could proposition sex for an "A," without taking the exam. Or a "C" even, depending on your postgraduate plans.
Proposition a pretzel instead
You are learning early that your piece of ass gets you further than good grades. I suggest you hook up with a PR, law or entertainment firm after graduation. Strippers only dream of whoring out wholesale instead of retail -- much better return on investment.
women are good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and vaginas
you forgot that their mouths feel good too
... and the recreational vag too.
Fear the turtle! ;-)
In my school were havin the ACT's right now. Good thing I'm not a junior.