Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\n<kylev> hahahahaha\n<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor\n<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"\n<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about\n<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
omg, do the most degrading stuff to her. can you spell irony? yes, you can!
Hold out for test answers, not a study guide
First! Yessss. Firstfirst isn't first. Bitch!
hahaha...I love to out maneuver Firstfirst!
You are gayer than right guys blowing nine guys.
If the teacher's hot.
MOVE THE FLEET AWAY FROM THE DEATH STAR
Already been done
almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades...
Ive done it twice so suk it
Proposition a pretzel instead
Fear the turtle! ;-)
women are good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and vaginas
you forgot that their mouths feel good too
... and the recreational vag too.
If you gave better head, you could proposition sex for an "A," without taking the exam. Or a "C" even, depending on your postgraduate plans.
You are learning early that your piece of ass gets you further than good grades. I suggest you hook up with a PR, law or entertainment firm after graduation. Strippers only dream of whoring out wholesale instead of retail -- much better return on investment.
In my school were havin the ACT's right now. Good thing I'm not a junior.