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  • <kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\n<kylev> hahahahaha\n<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor\n<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"\n<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about\n<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism

    Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on Apr 27, 11 at 9:56pm
    • omg, do the most degrading stuff to her. can you spell irony? yes, you can!

      Submitted by polacke on Apr 28, 11 at 4:54am
  • Hold out for test answers, not a study guide

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 27, 11 at 4:37pm
  • First! Yessss. Firstfirst isn't first. Bitch!

    Submitted by Keanuu on Apr 27, 11 at 4:10pm
  • If the teacher's hot.

    Submitted by IDCCR7 on Apr 27, 11 at 9:01pm

    Submitted by lirr on Apr 28, 11 at 12:19am
  • Already been done

    Submitted by redroom on Apr 27, 11 at 11:10pm
  • almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades...

    Submitted by digthis1 on Apr 27, 11 at 6:31pm
  • Ive done it twice so suk it

    Submitted by barmes on Apr 27, 11 at 4:42pm
  • Proposition a pretzel instead

    Submitted by Gyles on Apr 27, 11 at 7:35pm
  • Hahahaha @keannu

    Submitted by Santino on Apr 27, 11 at 5:34pm
  • Fear the turtle! ;-)

    Submitted by blowme469 on Apr 27, 11 at 10:36pm
  • women are good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and vaginas

    Submitted by hoop29 on Apr 28, 11 at 12:20am
  • If you gave better head, you could proposition sex for an "A," without taking the exam. Or a "C" even, depending on your postgraduate plans.

    Submitted by likeahoss on Apr 27, 11 at 4:15pm
  • You are learning early that your piece of ass gets you further than good grades. I suggest you hook up with a PR, law or entertainment firm after graduation. Strippers only dream of whoring out wholesale instead of retail -- much better return on investment.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 27, 11 at 9:13pm
  • Maryland bitch.

    Submitted by ShakeyDNB on Apr 28, 11 at 7:40am
  • In my school were havin the ACT's right now. Good thing I'm not a junior.

    Submitted by 3isabel23 on Apr 27, 11 at 10:36pm