Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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Hurry up and start scouting now. Once the cold hits they'll be buried under all those layers of clothes. You never really know what's lurking beneath. Maybe that's just a puffy jacket or maybe she actually has the body of the Michelin Man.
I say go out and seek warmth! Won't find it hanging out on your couch!!
Yeah!! You'll find it hanging between my legs.
Totally with ya man. Just got single. Worried I won't get ass for a few weeks. Standards too high. Might have to go hogging a few times. Save me!
Space heater: $25 or Random NSA: herpes