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  • Submitted by smashedface on Oct 5, 10 at 1:16pm

    How is that a "new" policy?

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Oct 5, 10 at 11:29am

    No you buy her the bar!

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 5, 10 at 12:02pm

    Cuz ima buy you a drank, woah oh!\nBut an exception to this rule is when she says "excuse me but i have to go give a blowjob to my boyfriend Magic Johnson"

  • Submitted by cwelkman on Oct 5, 10 at 12:25pm

    Hell no. You take her to the nearest hotel you can find.

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    Submitted by rico1931 on Oct 5, 10 at 11:32am

    NO! you tell her you have a huge bar at home! and a jet!

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    Submitted by Rade on Oct 10, 10 at 4:28am

    Also applies with "lacy black lingerie."

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 7, 10 at 1:53am

    Duckhunter.. I'm pretty sure that oral anal and vaginal aids are all the same. Thanks for playing

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    Submitted by Duckhunter6688 on Oct 6, 10 at 1:00am

    manupbeotch..... i think she would need a bigger drink just for the fact shes about to go get oral aids

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    Submitted by SALIA on Oct 6, 10 at 8:44am

    Smashedface for the win!

  • Submitted by solmac on Oct 5, 10 at 1:39pm

    Girls don't give blowjobs...they give Hoover contest!!!

  • Submitted by ShortfuckingBus on Oct 5, 10 at 11:55am

    No, you tell her you have a new toy for her. Then show her your huge dick.

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    Submitted by hempaddiction on Oct 6, 10 at 4:13am