New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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How is that a "new" policy?
No you buy her the bar!
Cuz ima buy you a drank, woah oh!\nBut an exception to this rule is when she says "excuse me but i have to go give a blowjob to my boyfriend Magic Johnson"
Hell no. You take her to the nearest hotel you can find.
NO! you tell her you have a huge bar at home! and a jet!
Also applies with "lacy black lingerie."
Duckhunter.. I'm pretty sure that oral anal and vaginal aids are all the same. Thanks for playing
manupbeotch..... i think she would need a bigger drink just for the fact shes about to go get oral aids
Smashedface for the win!
Girls don't give blowjobs...they give Hoover contest!!!
No, you tell her you have a new toy for her. Then show her your huge dick.