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  • That wasn't a game of charades, they were having an intervention, but you were too drunk to notice.

    Submitted by 1082.41 on Dec 20, 10 at 10:19am
  • Ok Debbie downer. Quit b!tching about how bad of a role model your dad was and stop taking these things so serious. Almost all of them are made up anyway

    Submitted by anonymous13579 on Dec 20, 10 at 10:49pm
  • don't think there was any guessing going on

    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 20, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Better than "whore" or "hairy-assed".

    Submitted by SALIA on Dec 21, 10 at 12:10am
  • Textsareink: the only retards are the ones that can't handle their own alcohol intake. And the lucky ones are those who can

    Submitted by valekseye on Dec 21, 10 at 12:39am
  • Alcohol makes me Firsty!

    Submitted by firsty on Dec 20, 10 at 1:42pm
  • Honestly, your joking now but your attitude about alcohol will seriously fuck up your life in the future. My dad (and many other older people i know) is an alcoholic, adopted his mentality about drinking in college. Almost lost his family and his life. We had a good time yesterday reading though these and shaking our heads at retards like you. He's sober and lucky now, but you might not be. And if your not, don't say no one told you so.

    Submitted by textsareink on Dec 20, 10 at 6:52pm
  • Alcoholism isn't funny hurpdurp.

    Submitted by regalbeagle on Dec 20, 10 at 11:23am
  • How did the catholic priest know the nun was on her period? Because he tasted blood on the alter-boy's cock!

    Submitted by garg411 on Dec 21, 10 at 2:54am
  • 13579: lol quit judgin. My dads a chill guy and an awesome role model. I laugh at these, its just a different thought.\n\nValekseye: I agree!! But do you think things get a little blurred when the inability to control yourself becomes totally acceptable?

    Submitted by textsareink on Dec 21, 10 at 2:59am