Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (732)

Last Night in New Jersey (732)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove. http://tfl.nu/qfpc

Replies (11) Good night (3205) Bad night (699) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad. http://tfl.nu/jkuj

Replies (9) Good night (269) Bad night (2977) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them. http://tfl.nu/v4vg

Replies (21) Good night (5144) Bad night (599) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

..im mad u rememberd about that

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt (1-732): ..im mad u rememberd about that http://tfl.nu/q0le

Replies (13) Good night (482) Bad night (2619) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious http://tfl.nu/xtk1

Replies (43) Good night (1546) Bad night (7875)
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest. http://tfl.nu/jp7b

Replies (35) Good night (4877) Bad night (1654) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor http://tfl.nu/d5hx

Replies (17) Good night (3427) Bad night (240) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ? http://tfl.nu/0iqw

Replies (11) Good night (3214) Bad night (556) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package.. http://tfl.nu/0izj

Replies (32) Good night (5572) Bad night (233) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono http://tfl.nu/0ij8

Replies (32) Good night (4249) Bad night (305) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS. http://tfl.nu/97yj

Replies (85) Good night (6787) Bad night (430) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste... http://tfl.nu/n6mj

Replies (10) Good night (2795) Bad night (209)
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend. http://tfl.nu/3lzx

Replies (20) Good night (432) Bad night (3439)
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy." http://tfl.nu/a1we

Replies (80) Good night (11390) Bad night (1698) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications http://tfl.nu/d1qr

Replies (17) Good night (5895) Bad night (189) Order T-Shirt

Last Night in New Jersey (732)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: