Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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Diets suck. As long as you dont indulge and submit to your inner fatass you will be okay
Great diet I'd say??
I think you should eat him
Just brush your teeth
I'm sure the alcohol had as many cals as the chocolate which means he could still smell that u were cheating on the diet
Just drink chocolate vodka and not worry about eating.
I did not know my wife was on here.
next time go down on him as soon as you walk in the door,but don't swallow that's all empty calories
Alcohol = lots of sugar. Retard.
I don't know why everyone voted this thumbs down. This is fucking hilarious
Do the roar
Yeah, just exercise and you really don't need to worry about dieting.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Don't go home!
try insanity, it lives up to the name
No joke,that program kicked my ass...but works!
Vodka is on your diet but chocolate isn't?
A BLOO BLA BLOO BLA BLOO
My favorite breath fix? Tootbrush? Don't own one? Gross. Gum. $1.00. More of a turn on than alchy breath dumbass.