I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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Kids, lets leave John alone. He obviously has some deep seated insecurities if he needs validation by trying to put down people he pretends to despise. That or he could just be a total fucktard.
'I get straight A's' haha have a gold star you douchebag
Don't bother with the black light. She's already told everyone about your micropenis.
i feel sorry for the girl for hanging out with such a jerk. hopefully she'll wise up soon.
Chicka chicka boom boom will there be enough room?
jerk........still though it's pretty funny
Capitalism at it's finest.
7:27, i hope it's not the same person...
Maybe you have a respectful partner you don't mind doing that for, 3:26. In the hands of these little boys, it's just a sexually degrading act on women.
I like to peg my boyfriend (strap-on in the ass) and we both enjoy it because it's about pleasure, not trying to own or dominate the other.
3:26 u not the only one hahaha but I'm glad u proud of it
fake. this is a repeat. get a life.
You guys are trifln'. You're all up in my grillzzzzzz and shit. I can't even roll with it
dude lolZ that's good....:)
obviously you're waisting time looking at these too.
3:26 has low self esteem
BIG TONE IS THE ORIGINAL PROPEITOR OF THIS FEMALE
-big tone's enforcer
most girls don't like cum on their face? hm maybe i'm one in a million.
She says the exact same thing to her friends ... Don't act like u ain't got no pussy juice on u :))) I love how men always think that girls don't talk exact same way bout men
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
best line ever...i love this man.
7:27 you're an idiot. You're not seeing him if he says something like that. You are being used. Dump that douchebag and find a good guy.
I don't care who you are, that's funny, right there. Morality is not his concern, making a funny was his target, and I'm giving it a 10! A fuckin' 10!
This is pretty funny, and love anyone that can quote Varsity Blues 9:16....I heart you today!
Who says girls aren't misogynistic? We're only talking about the brats on this site who incessantly talk about shoving it up a girl's butt to "show her who's boss."
Wait, nobody told me that unicorn sweat glowed in the dark! Awesome!
So maybe her face lights up under a black light, but how do you know it's YOUR ownership??
5:48 & 5:49 = same person?
Way to give yourself a thumbs up, dumbass.
now that's classy. ass.
Funny or not, the OP has major insecurity issues.
One of many reasons I would never let a boyfriend cum anywhere on my body. You guys are lucky to be getting some and you don't know how to behave.
I'm glad to see I'm not wrong when I say guys are the most disgusting and worthless pigs in existence. I hope you fall down a flight of stairs.
Str8 up, that is wronger than two dudes fucking, it was funny though.
3:35 objectification goes both ways its not like girls cant be misogynistic too
way to miss the point with your male insecurity 405
Two words: MY HERO!!!
reminds me of a dog peeing to mark its territory..
or a male cat spraying his smell..only you ejaculate all over someones face to show ownership. sweet.
o.o...i think thats hott...hahaha....
Buurn! oh man.. undecided of what sorta night that was for you bro...
People need to chill out.
This site is obviously meant to entertain. Yes, its made for the immature. I mean its based on text messages people send when they're intoxicated.. DUH. So yeah John, there are immature jerks on here. Calm down. They're everywhere.
So how 'bout instead of wasting your perfect little life on this site, trying to put people down, you do something useful. If you're not here to have fun, MOVE ON.
hahaha this is great.
and im a chick.
Two words. Uh. Mazing.
I'm in love with Big Tone
Hey hey hey u all smell
The real big tone is only a proprietor of MALES!! (the real big tone...longing for a big unit)
sorry if I waited you could've been
this is funny to the guys here who don't get any
i'm in the 870 area code, and i'm deathly afraid one of my ex's sent this.
alright, i'll try and put this in a benign way: cumming on a girl is only really fun when she tells me to
if i was a guy i would totally do that
HAH! I'm in the 870 area code too, and I'm thinking the guy I'm presently seeing is the one that sent this.