Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood