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  • I'd love to drunk Build-A-Bear. Do you even understand how much fun that would be?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:49am
  • Anonymous said... what the hell is Build A Bear? September 27, 2009 4:41PM DUDE. Get OUT more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:04am
  • 1.i drunk text perfectly, 2. being from the 570 i text a lot of friends with different area codes, and 3. drunk guy out at the bar, girlfriends pissed at him, wants to get a build a bear to make it up to her lol i bet thats the situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:06pm
  • my nefew built a batman bear....it looks like a dominatrics bear....true story And its "dominatrix", fuckwad. AND it's a fucking stupid story, who gives a fuck if its true or not?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:35pm
  • fake? the area codes are 2 different states.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:58pm
  • Hahah I love build a bear!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:26pm
  • How will a person from Pennysylvania be in Maryland in 10 minutes?

    Submitted by nickbro on Jul 3, 10 at 9:51pm
  • It's nephew, dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:35pm
  • I live in the 570 and we don't have build a bear. Just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:00am
  • FAKE why arent all these "drunken texts" more like "cagn wr stiop af buiuld a bewaasr" thats a world i wanna live in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:21pm
  • hahahahhaah 5:05 you are my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:35pm
  • my nefew built a batman bear....it looks like a dominatrics bear....true story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:33pm
  • WHY SO SERIOUS 3:35???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:55pm
  • 3:21 some people still know how to text when they are drunk even if you can't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:17pm
  • i agree 5:05, everyones a fuckin critic. the text wouldnt be funny if you cant read it.. plus, when i drunk text, ill sit there and backspace and correct until i have the right spelling, even if it takes 5 min. call me weird, but you look like a damn fool if you write that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:15pm
  • dude I just typed something and it didn't work... so I typed random letters in and it worked then I don't feelike typing the original message again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:57pm
  • Hell ya Scranton but there is no fucking build a bear :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:21pm
  • 3:21: Most texts don't look like that because most phones now have auto-correct, and fix your drunk spelling mistakes. What phone do you have, a fucking TI-89 calculator?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:05pm
  • He's drunk bro he doesn't know the hour build a bear is open all he wants to do is build a bear

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:58am
  • good point, 3:21. Drunk peole can't text that well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:27pm
  • what the hell is Build A Bear?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:41pm
  • No way, fuck build-a-bear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Sounds like a hood night to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:57pm
  • hahahahaha i love it!!!!! that sounds so fun!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:43pm
  • why would you be at a bar during business hours of build a bear ... most build a bears are in malls right? typically malls close at 9 and bars arent fun until atleast 11 when everyone starts going. and 6:12 maybe its a small town and there is only one bar or they could have told them before what bar they were going to .. me and my friends always refer the whatever bar were at or planning to go to as 'the bar'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:21am
  • it's not fake, i was there when she said it. and we did build a fantastic bear. who says you have to be drunk at night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:56am
  • OH MY GOD this is funny!!! who cares about if it was fake or not or whatever! it's still funny! quit being ass holes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:50pm
  • With the easy text speller thing on most cell phones it's easy to text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:25pm
  • Also, I would love to know what the reply was to the build-a-bear request. I would hope a whole-hearted "hell NO"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:28pm
  • This sounds like the best idea ever. :D I love build a bear PS- all you over analyzers- as has been pointed out, phones nowadays have auto-correct. Also has been pointed out, the guy was drunk and he wanted to build a bear obviously he didn't give a damn what time it was. 1:58, I have an area code from one state but I haven't changed my number since I moved to another state. Don't be a douche. Even if this IS fake, which I doubt, it's fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:46pm
  • Heck we ain't stopping at build a bear. But we are stopping at Bubbas for a gangbang

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Hahahaha that's awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Lmao I love this website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:31pm
  • That's awsome, I wanna build-a-bear!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:04am
  • Haha Scranton nice. But no build a bear:(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Why would you want to go to build-a-bear?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 9:13pm
  • Three words... What. The. Fuck

    Submitted by lolman1 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:50pm
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