She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.