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  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:37am

    the best part is that it probably took them forever! lolzors!

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:16pm

    cincinnati ungerground dot org

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:44pm

    Go cincinnati. haha.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:38pm

    it was ben mullinkosson. do you know him?

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:06pm

    that wouldn't make any sense, how did you text anyone you know??

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:03pm

    AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:09pm

    AMANDA SHOW REFERENCE

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 6:48pm

    HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 1:40pm

    i love cincinnati :D

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:11am

    This is awesome! I'm totally doing that to people at work on Friday! They aren't supposed to have their phones there anyhow! Hahahaha. I'm still laughing, like 10 minutes after I read it!!! This rocks!

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:04pm

    classvixenart SWEET

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:07pm

    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like debbie from the amanda show/the girls' room? "i like eggs!" lsadhlgskdjgltjlaahahahahahahahaghakjtehhahahahhHAHAHHAHAHAH (i, too, am totally going to do this to some punk)

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:05am

    lol fuck id kill someone if i was you. hahahahahah good one :D

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:09am

    In soviet Russia.... Eggs like YOU!

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 4:23am

    hey cooke your hal'lin

  • 47 55
    Submitted by explosivejoseph on Jun 19, 10 at 8:36pm

    Only in the nati

  • 36 34
    Submitted by ItalianPrincess3 on Jul 29, 11 at 4:17am

    Hahahahahaha that's great!!

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:55pm

    HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA that's fucking hilarious.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:05am

    LMFAO....That's awesome

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 2:00am

    This is the most hilarious!! hahahaha

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 8:31am

    Or if you have speed dials you'd be able to at least figure out like 20 numbers. That's terrible!!!

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:02pm

    this is amazing, i want to be their friend

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:29am

    haha i totally want to do that to the next random phone i find- beware!

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:33pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:22am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is priceless xD

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:47pm

    Haha That was funny.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:26am

    But who knows people's numbers anymore? In 4th grade I had knew like 12-20 numbers by heart. Now I only know 2 - mine and my mom's. The advent of cell phones made memorization damn near obsolete.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:27pm

    lmao oh that's gotta suck.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:02pm

    best text from last night ive read yet

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:51am

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH that's the more hysterical thing i've ever read

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 1:55am

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA omgggg this is seriously the first post that's made me laugh my ass off!! omg this is tooo fucking good!

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:21pm

    hahhhahahahahhhahahhaahhahahaha

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:13am

    yeah, it's so easy to text people that already have messages in your inbox. or, the person could have been mass sending this text. this is hilarious!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:31am

    funniest post ever, hands down, lol

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:27pm

    LMFAO THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER HEARD

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:05am

    hahahahahahahahahahaha mike you are so freaking funny... your easily the coolest kid ever for this post lol yeah your hallin

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 7:24pm

    jonathan, you're a moron. Do you not have anyones number memorized? great text, that's hilarious

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:15pm

    cincinatti underground . org

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:40pm

    eggs, get your eggs here! fresh and white eggs are HEEEEERE!

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:27pm

    hahahahahaaha only in cincinnati would someone do something as retarded as that. I think I know the person that sent that though hahahahaa.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 6:14pm

    I literally could not stop laughing at this... Brilliant! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:30am

    Ha! First that "Shadow Hare" kid and now this. Confirmed: Cincinnati is no place for a girl like me...crazy bastards.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:40am

    Fan-fucking-tastic! Love it!!!

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:13am

    This is too god damn funny. However, I think I'd die if that happened to me. Lol.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:19am

    Could've just looked the number up on Facebook.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:50am

    you can text people who you already know their number on the top of your head......come on common sense

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:48pm

    @11:09 AMANDA SHOW FTMFW!!!!!!!!!

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 1:15am

    I've already picked out a target. I'm totally doing this.

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:23am

    LOL! Good job, someone.

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:43pm

    That is one of the top 5 funniest things i hav ever read! Thats 2 texts 2day that hav given me fantastic ideas 2 do 2 a drunk person. This & switch the names but not the numbers of their mum & their fuck buddy! Haha!

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 9:18pm

    honestly the best thing EVER. omggg hahahahah!

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 5:11pm

    SNL could be funny again if they just read this website for an hour each week.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 6:18am

    This is excellent. Props to someone.

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:24am

    i think i was there when that happened?!?!?

  • 46 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:53am

    Fucking hilarious! thats freaking amazing!

  • 47 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:53pm

    hahahahaha :) i'm doing this at the next party if i can stay sober long enough!

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 7:58pm

    I'm freakin crying... Oh my god thats awesome!! Ha ha ha

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 5:53pm

    so funny. you have some hilarious friends

  • 43 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:16am

    11:06 is stupid. Whether the numbers have the right names or not he still wouldve had to put them in at some point in time and have known the person. ... Stupid.

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:59pm

    HAHA! that's the best.

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:36pm

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hands down, the best one I have read so far.

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:08pm

    Laughed out loud - classic!!

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 2:21pm

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • 39 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:00am

    Fuck thats funny actually hilarious.

  • 33 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 10:31am

    OMG! Laughing so hard, I'm crying...

  • 41 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:25pm

    I LOVE CINCINNATI!! GO 513!!

  • 36 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 7:14pm

    sooooo freaking funny!

  • 30 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:26pm

    this is my fave EVER.

  • 29 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:56am

    This was the best one ever!

  • 32 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 5:08am

    Or who are already in your inbox

  • 34 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:23pm

    I can't stop laughing