It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
how drunk are you?
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.