She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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I guess she got a "backhanded compliment"? /pun
Nobody appreciates bitches that fish for compliments
Never hit girls.
Yes they can, they freakin give me back trouble... how would you feel if you had to carry ten extra pounds on ur chest?
Like a kid with keys to a candy store.
I won't hit a girl but I'll smack a bitch
There's a difference between big and sloppy and just plain big. If it's a medical concern that's one thing, otherwise don't bitch about a gift.
If they stop u standing close to the stove they're too big. U need to keep an eye on dinner
I'm pretty sure you mean "chauvinism." Chauvinisticness isn't a word.
In Soviet Russia, well endowed women slap you!
Seriously men, treat a woman like a lady if you want to love a woman. If not the only women who will tolerate you are girls who demean themselves, you dont have to do it for them.
Shut the fuck up
Oh, they can be too big.
What if she actually thought her tits were too big? Why would you assume everyone is trying to feel better about themselves through forced compliments?
@anon lol dude this is about some girl who is insecure about her tiny boobies and some guy told her off. No sexism,
seriously men. If you want to love a woman you have to be able to treat her as one. If you continue to demean women you will only have access to women who demean themselves.
I'm a woman, and I approve the chauvinisticness in this thread. Would anyone like a sandwich?
smoke bitches slap blunts
Shut the fuck up you chauvinistic assholes, if you're even smart enough to know what that word means. The domesticated woman died in the 60s, get with the present.
I'm guessing you're probably not all that attractive
Hey Susan B. Anthony, \nThis is Texts from last night, not a women's rights movement. If you don't like it then get back to the kitchen
so women only have rights or deserve to be treated with respect in certain politically sensitive situations? you're an ignoramus and a tool. thanks for confirming that this generation is horseshit
shut the fuck up about "this generation" like you're yoda or some enlightened despot. again, if you couldn't read, this is texts from last night, not a women's rights movement. get off your high horse bitch, this isn't polo
yes, all women who stand up for their rights must be ugly dykes, right? try again you fuckheads, this person has a valid point. no man has the right to say that women's rights are an old issue when they don't know firsthand how it feels to be treated like a second class citizen simply because of their lack of a certain appendage. chauvinistic jokes aren't funny, hope they at least make you feel better about your baby dick
"...get with the present."\n\nOh, you mean the present where women whore it out without giving it a second thought? The present where equality is "essential" except when you're forced to deal with the consequences of bad decisions?\n\nYeah, I'm sure that's exactly what the women's lib movement was fighting for; complete and utter hypocrisy. If you don't like a few anonymous jokes here and there, then don't read the fucking site; simple as that.
women use and abuse their freedoms every day, just like men. that's what it's about- equal opportunity. they have just as much freedom to whore around as men always have had, which of course sends men reeling because it's a blow to their traditional power. in what way were these comments or this text talking about the consequences of bad decisions? and because of all our various freedoms I am allowed to make comments on attitudes I don't like or appreciate- I enjoy TFLN, just not th
the fuckers who comment on it
Then don't read the comments...simple solution to a simple problem.
how silly of me, I forgot ignoring stupid people makes them smarter! and you know, I never remember that shutting my eyes to things I don't like makes everything okay
ok fergie, here's some food for thought. if you want women to be equal, i'm all for it. next time a draft comes along, you bitches are just as eligible to be chosen from a lottery to go die for your country. it's only fair.\n\nbitch.
they should be. but there shouldn't be a draft in the first place. talk about a complete breach of personal freedom. and women want equal opportunity, that doesn't mean we ignore biological differences between the genders. we don't need to have unisex bathrooms all of a sudden. military training is tailored for men's bodies and capabilities. women have less muscle mass, different centers of gravity- all natural differences between genders that complicate things.
yea, but women have benefits too, and we should do stuff that men have to do, it's not fair to them that we get the same rights as them, but we dont have to do those certain things because we dont have as much muscle mass, we're quicker, more agile, normally smaller, a lot of things that can be a benefit in combat
Exactly. Our genders are DIFFERENT. So don't cry about equality. We are FUNDAMENTALLY different. Stop complaining about shit on a dumbass site like this and prove yourself in the real world you moronic waste of cyberspace.
Sexism: Only ugly bitches bitch about it.
cstinson, that may be the best thing i've ever seen on here.
Cstinson is brilliant
Word up to WV. Religion and tits.
Tits can NEVER be too big!
Troll, troll, troll your boat, gently down the thread... I'm a girl, and I found all of this hilarious. xD Way to go, guys! Girls? You just don't get it.
fuck yea it was hilarious!!
cstinson and trainsmoke425, you guys get kudos. This was a wonderful comment thread.
This shit is funny
This is just more proof that testosterone makes everything stupid.
thats hilarious because women have testosterone too dumbass
@theraputic bravo. What I have been thinking since I downloaded this app.
Why are all these women commenting on this text when there are hungry men waiting to be fed?
...Jesus doesn't put up with that shit
but he puts up with you using shit in the same sentence as his name?
Haha! That's the first west Virginia area code I've seen here!
im a girl and i think this text is fucking hilarious. made me laugh.
The pimp hand is strong NIGGA! oh so strong!
Hey fergieferg isn't it ironic that you're name is of a woman who demeans herself? Bitches these days...
Ha wooow best thing everrr. That has happened to me before but there was no name calling.
This is so horrible.
@fergieferg i hope you're on a laptop, because you shouldn't be out of the kitchen
@trainsmoke425 , have you ever been with a woman smart enough to hold a conversation about something other than the schwag blunt you're smoking? And @cstinson , the womens rights movement already happened so why don't you go do some hard work like a real man and stop wasting our time on tfln
Get the fuck back in the kitchen. Now.
who let you out the kitchen
To belleoftheboulevard, lol i agree it's tfln. Although some of these threads have made\nMe laugh. Lol I like how you were being the ref in a few of those threads. Kudos.
I LmAo because it's just a text and slapping is good sometimes. Anyone want a cold beer with that sammich? I can also bake you a scrumptious cake after I wash the dishes. Lol
That doesn't even make sense. Tits can't be too big.
I always thought that if you put a hundred chimpanzees in a room with a bunch of computers, they'd eventually write Shakespeare. This comment thread has shown me that they just write comments on TFLN...
Well first of all, all you stupid whores who think you are equal to men... You aren't. According to the bible eve was a stupid bitch who ate the fruit and as punishment all women will forever be below your man. So get in that fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich, then suck my dick bitch
All you feminists in here just need to shut up, get in the kitchen, and start cooking dinner, making sammiches for your guy while they watch the game, and having babies and taking care of them...damn, all that writing made me hungry...bitch, make me s sammich. Now.
what kind?? hhahaha.. i think this is fucking hilarious, you're my new best friend(:
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? \n\nNothing...you already told the bitch twice!!
1:21 your the shit
Woman does not = greater speed/agility than man.
It's not rlly about sexism, the dude was right I hate dumb bitches who constantly call themselves fat and stuff just to be told otherwise
Big tits are nasty.
how dare she spit in the eye of god
Sounds so familiar....