I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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im happy there was no douche bag who said first
I just found out about this site, and this one made me laugh so hard. fucking classic. this site owns.
Dust the cobwebs off your dick and be a man!
Wow. Sex and starwars don't mix. Virgin 4 life...
That's a good friend right there
Isn't 314 St Louis!!!! Kim
What kind of guy asks his friend for screwing advice?? Homooo
it's like riding a bike doesn't take much practice to get it right again, just do it
My ass I laughed off.
bahahahahhahahahaha, oh. my. god.
hahahahah this just made my day...... and i was having a horrible one. now its all rainbows
if you had to ask your friend if you should do it then he should have done her for you bro
Holy shit this is HILARIOUS!!!!
HAHAHAHAH!! brilliant :D
Haha, cracked me the fuck up. (:
Thumbs up this txt you must
Very awesome this is.
A winner this text is.
This would be sent from someone in St. Louis.
Big tone is annoying. :)
9:10 i could believe you if you stopped before the "enjoy" part.
Dude, your friend rocks. Seriously, I cannot read this text without hearing Yoda saying it ><
this is fucking great sounds like something my friends would say haha
BEST. LINE. EVER.
your lack of faith i find it disturbing
Haha well done
thanks 6:09, i was almost gonna fuck him instead
Finally, a post that looks like it just might have really happened. One of the very few in days. Very nice, sir.
I think this just made my day 10x better. Wooo!!
This is posdibly my favorite ever laughed for like 3 hours
this is the funniest shit ever
Who is 504 talking to? yoda
Officially favorite text on here.
laughed my ass off, I did.
nerds and sex just go together so well :)
Some of us guys can actually deal with and even enjoy long periods of abstinence, guys.
-the quiet guy in the corner
I keep picturing first guy typing the "dooooooo herrrrr" part while looking at his buddy and the girl.
u r my new bedtime hero
Fucking amazing! Win!
Haha I love this. You are a ledgend!!!
Favorite TFLN right here
thrust with much power u must... hahaha
all i can think of for that first line is the hunter dude from jurassic park when he's yelling "shoot her!!"
Is hilarious this text. Amazing sex your reward is
this is a legit text!
Just made my evening
Now that's a good friend
How the fuck is this a bad night
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA okay I love this.
Oh this must have been writen during C5... And I thought Comic con was an excuse for girls to dress like sluts
Lol halarious! Actully made me laugh hard! :) ligit txt
That shit is badass, "be my yoda", hahaha
I am so high right now after reading this I learned how to speak yoda
Epic! And if it was a hot nerd... ;)
dumb! refusing to try and have sex because he hasn't had sex in a while?
lmfas that is the funniest shizz ever:P
omfg I almost peed my pants when I saw this hahahaha