I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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I just found out about this site, and this one made me laugh so hard. fucking classic. this site owns.
im happy there was no douche bag who said first
Dust the cobwebs off your dick and be a man!
it's like riding a bike doesn't take much practice to get it right again, just do it
Wow. Sex and starwars don't mix. Virgin 4 life...
What kind of guy asks his friend for screwing advice?? Homooo
My ass I laughed off.
Big tone is annoying. :)
That's a good friend right there
Isn't 314 St Louis!!!! Kim
HAHAHAHAH!! brilliant :D
bahahahahhahahahaha, oh. my. god.
if you had to ask your friend if you should do it then he should have done her for you bro
thanks 6:09, i was almost gonna fuck him instead
hahahahah this just made my day...... and i was having a horrible one. now its all rainbows
This would be sent from someone in St. Louis.
Thumbs up this txt you must
Very awesome this is.
Holy shit this is HILARIOUS!!!!
Haha, cracked me the fuck up. (:
Haha well done
A winner this text is.
Finally, a post that looks like it just might have really happened. One of the very few in days. Very nice, sir.
9:10 i could believe you if you stopped before the "enjoy" part.
this is fucking great sounds like something my friends would say haha
Dude, your friend rocks. Seriously, I cannot read this text without hearing Yoda saying it ><
your lack of faith i find it disturbing
this is a legit text!
BEST. LINE. EVER.
This is posdibly my favorite ever laughed for like 3 hours
I think this just made my day 10x better. Wooo!!
this is the funniest shit ever
Who is 504 talking to? yoda
Some of us guys can actually deal with and even enjoy long periods of abstinence, guys.
-the quiet guy in the corner
nerds and sex just go together so well :)
Officially favorite text on here.
Now that's a good friend
Favorite TFLN right here
u r my new bedtime hero
Haha I love this. You are a ledgend!!!
I keep picturing first guy typing the "dooooooo herrrrr" part while looking at his buddy and the girl.
laughed my ass off, I did.
Lol halarious! Actully made me laugh hard! :) ligit txt
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA okay I love this.
Just made my evening
thrust with much power u must... hahaha
Fucking amazing! Win!
lmfas that is the funniest shizz ever:P
Is hilarious this text. Amazing sex your reward is
Oh this must have been writen during C5... And I thought Comic con was an excuse for girls to dress like sluts
How the fuck is this a bad night
all i can think of for that first line is the hunter dude from jurassic park when he's yelling "shoot her!!"
dumb! refusing to try and have sex because he hasn't had sex in a while?
That shit is badass, "be my yoda", hahaha
Epic! And if it was a hot nerd... ;)
I am so high right now after reading this I learned how to speak yoda
omfg I almost peed my pants when I saw this hahahaha