I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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I just found out about this site, and this one made me laugh so hard. fucking classic. this site owns.
im happy there was no douche bag who said first
Dust the cobwebs off your dick and be a man!
it's like riding a bike doesn't take much practice to get it right again, just do it
Wow. Sex and starwars don't mix. Virgin 4 life...
What kind of guy asks his friend for screwing advice?? Homooo
Isn't 314 St Louis!!!! Kim
That's a good friend right there
HAHAHAHAH!! brilliant :D
My ass I laughed off.
Big tone is annoying. :)
bahahahahhahahahaha, oh. my. god.
Holy shit this is HILARIOUS!!!!
if you had to ask your friend if you should do it then he should have done her for you bro
thanks 6:09, i was almost gonna fuck him instead
Thumbs up this txt you must
This would be sent from someone in St. Louis.
hahahahah this just made my day...... and i was having a horrible one. now its all rainbows
Haha, cracked me the fuck up. (:
Very awesome this is.
9:10 i could believe you if you stopped before the "enjoy" part.
A winner this text is.
Dude, your friend rocks. Seriously, I cannot read this text without hearing Yoda saying it ><
your lack of faith i find it disturbing
this is fucking great sounds like something my friends would say haha
BEST. LINE. EVER.
Haha well done
Finally, a post that looks like it just might have really happened. One of the very few in days. Very nice, sir.
This is posdibly my favorite ever laughed for like 3 hours
this is a legit text!
this is the funniest shit ever
Who is 504 talking to? yoda
I think this just made my day 10x better. Wooo!!
nerds and sex just go together so well :)
Some of us guys can actually deal with and even enjoy long periods of abstinence, guys.
-the quiet guy in the corner
laughed my ass off, I did.
Officially favorite text on here.
Haha I love this. You are a ledgend!!!
I keep picturing first guy typing the "dooooooo herrrrr" part while looking at his buddy and the girl.
Lol halarious! Actully made me laugh hard! :) ligit txt
Favorite TFLN right here
Now that's a good friend
thrust with much power u must... hahaha
u r my new bedtime hero
Is hilarious this text. Amazing sex your reward is
all i can think of for that first line is the hunter dude from jurassic park when he's yelling "shoot her!!"
Just made my evening
How the fuck is this a bad night
lmfas that is the funniest shizz ever:P
Fucking amazing! Win!
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA okay I love this.
Oh this must have been writen during C5... And I thought Comic con was an excuse for girls to dress like sluts
That shit is badass, "be my yoda", hahaha
dumb! refusing to try and have sex because he hasn't had sex in a while?
I am so high right now after reading this I learned how to speak yoda
Epic! And if it was a hot nerd... ;)
omfg I almost peed my pants when I saw this hahahaha