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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:46pm

    I just found out about this site, and this one made me laugh so hard. fucking classic. this site owns.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:38pm

    im happy there was no douche bag who said first

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:43pm

    Dust the cobwebs off your dick and be a man!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:47pm

    it's like riding a bike doesn't take much practice to get it right again, just do it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:28pm

    What kind of guy asks his friend for screwing advice?? Homooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:38am

    Wow. Sex and starwars don't mix. Virgin 4 life...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:38pm

    Big tone is annoying. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:12am

    My ass I laughed off.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:18pm

    thanks 6:09, i was almost gonna fuck him instead

  • 93 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:32am

    Isn't 314 St Louis!!!! Kim

  • 91 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:03am

    Holy shit this is HILARIOUS!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:52am

    bahahahahhahahahaha, oh. my. god. A-mazing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:38pm

    HAHAHAHAH!! brilliant :D

  • 84 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:38pm

    this is a legit text!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:55am

    if you had to ask your friend if you should do it then he should have done her for you bro

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:44pm

    Thumbs up this txt you must

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:31am

    That's a good friend right there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:16am

    2:28: your lack of faith i find it disturbing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:19pm

    Very awesome this is.

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Wilko on Feb 24, 10 at 5:08pm

    Haha great!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:42pm

    This would be sent from someone in St. Louis. Represent. ;)

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Mordred47 on Jun 23, 10 at 8:48am

    BEST. LINE. EVER.

  • 82 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:31pm

    Haha I love this. You are a ledgend!!!

  • 83 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:55am

    9:10 i could believe you if you stopped before the "enjoy" part.

  • 82 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:14am

    hahahahah this just made my day...... and i was having a horrible one. now its all rainbows

  • 80 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:17am

    Haha, cracked me the fuck up. (:

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    Submitted by blahhblahblah on Mar 21, 10 at 11:05pm

    Haha well done

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:27am

    Finally, a post that looks like it just might have really happened. One of the very few in days. Very nice, sir.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:44am

    I think this just made my day 10x better. Wooo!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:15am

    Dude, your friend rocks. Seriously, I cannot read this text without hearing Yoda saying it ><

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:09pm

    Who is 504 talking to? yoda

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:52pm

    A winner this text is.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:53pm

    How the fuck is this a bad night

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:27pm

    This is posdibly my favorite ever laughed for like 3 hours

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:32am

    this is the funniest shit ever

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    Submitted by JELLYYY on Oct 3, 10 at 5:49pm

    Lol halarious! Actully made me laugh hard! :) ligit txt

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:44pm

    lmfas that is the funniest shizz ever:P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:00am

    That shit is badass, "be my yoda", hahaha

  • 69 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:15pm

    Favorite TFLN right here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:52am

    Is hilarious this text. Amazing sex your reward is

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:35pm

    Now that's a good friend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:18am

    nerds and sex just go together so well :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:08pm

    thrust with much power u must... hahaha

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    Submitted by The_Real_McCoy on Jun 26, 11 at 11:32am

    this is fucking great sounds like something my friends would say haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:10pm

    Some of us guys can actually deal with and even enjoy long periods of abstinence, guys. -the quiet guy in the corner

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    Submitted by prometheus on Aug 23, 10 at 2:54am

    Oh this must have been writen during C5... And I thought Comic con was an excuse for girls to dress like sluts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:55pm

    Just made my evening

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    Submitted by kungpowchicken on Mar 24, 10 at 9:30am

    I am so high right now after reading this I learned how to speak yoda

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:17pm

    HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA okay I love this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:28am

    u r my new bedtime hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:27pm

    Fucking amazing! Win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:51am

    Epic! And if it was a hot nerd... ;)

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    Submitted by StJimmyGD on Jul 7, 11 at 10:17pm

    laughed my ass off, I did.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:39pm

    dumb! refusing to try and have sex because he hasn't had sex in a while?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:06am

    I keep picturing first guy typing the "dooooooo herrrrr" part while looking at his buddy and the girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:16am

    Officially favorite text on here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:40am

    all i can think of for that first line is the hunter dude from jurassic park when he's yelling "shoot her!!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:38am

    omfg I almost peed my pants when I saw this hahahaha