I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!