How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I think people are normalizing furries
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.