Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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Ur gonna need a pouch if it's a baby
And yes, very stupid tfln
Dude they're fucking pests. Take them. Literally. We eat them, and emus. Actually we are the only nation on Earth that eats the animals on it's Coat of Arms. Civilized mutherfuckers that we are.
Get a baby one!
Lol... Yeah they do kick and can do a lot of damage.... There are a few people who raise baby kangaroos (a Joey) if something happens to it's mum and then they can become very attached and reasonable tame to their carer...
Learn kick boxing or it might beat the hell out of you.
Why does every post about being high end in "yes im very high" or "tHAT HIGH"
why does every comment on this site complain about the texts?\n\nI've never even seen one that said "yes I'm very high"
Well, I agree with you, but did you happen to look at this specific text before you said you've never seen one?
Yeah dude i live in Australia and have had some Roo's running around in my yard before. You can more than certainly take one off me =) But i am more than certain it will fight you and rip your pancreas out with its big toe hahah
Get one so we can watch it kick your ass badly
My buddy from austraila said they're quite the mean creatures. They put their arms on your shoulders and rip your gut open with the claws on their legs. So please, get one.
My neighbor had three. Joe, Jimmy and Paul. Two got stolen.
Yes, I'm very serious....you're a fucking tool.....