Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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And it only takes one to say, "put a condom on or you're not getting in me, let alone cuming in me."
dont be a dummy cum on her tummy
haha never heard this one before.. thank you!
lol if you read exactly as she wrote it she's texting her rapist
that's how I read it too
Don't raise your letters at me
And it only takes one to buy Plan B, and spoiler alert, it could easily be the woman that doesn't want her uterus occupied.
you talk like its an armed occupation with resistance groups and curfews
Do you prefer "inhabited by a parasite leeching from her life force"? I think that gets us back to Alien.
punch it bishop
I prefer to refer to the fetus as a parasite, yes.
And like other occupations it will be done without consent, cost the person in charge a lot of money, and cry frequently for whatever it wants.
What did you think his scrotum was full ? Confetti????
That would be way cooler, and cleaner
imagine the possibilities.. everytime you bang. boom.. instant party, literally.
Ejaculate without consent? Cart before the horse? TROJAN MAN!!!
What the actual fuck is with everyone coming on here and blaming the woman for what happened like it's automatically 100% her fault. Gross.
so in other words you wanted him to pound you until he was ready to blow then pull out and shoot it all over your tits and face? you shoulda made that known, I bet he would've in a heart beat
uh o prego
lol girl can open her legs but moment shit gets serious its all the mans fault..hows that for equality
Thats why I, jizz in my pants! Hahaha lmao
Of the two tangoers, the one to ejactulate into the other without consent....Alex, what is the scrotum full of semen?
Lol. Both of them have a scrotum full of semen.
If she's a slut.....she will take it in the butt
No need to yell, Babe..
Spoiler alert. the comma goes after and
No it actually doesn't
yes, actually, it does.
Pretty sure, in this case, it goes both before and after. Either way, nice grammar comment with a period which should be a semicolon, and no capital afterwards..
Make her into a wetback...
by giving her welfare and food and benefits for committing a crime then have her stand at a home depot parking lot with 30 others of her making under the table income?
holy crap nunu...I thought you were funny at first...but you're kinda a bigot.
I'm an equal opportunity racist..I hate everyone because they have all shown me what shitty people we are as a whole...its individuals who I like and boo hook if you can't shrug off some light racist jokes on a site filled with drunken rants about every debauchery known then sesame street is just up the road they'll be glad to have you
responsible people dont find themselves in situations where this happens-guy or girl. So OP should not try to avoid responsibility by blaming the other person completely. 1. She should have been on birth control, 2. She shouldnt have been wasted-because you were so drunk you couldnt consent to sex, also makes me wonder if you were possibly so drunk you dont recall consenting to sex? 3. Grow up!! Alcoholism has help!!!
What? who said who was drunk? this can happen when your completely sober too. If OP was that worried about getting pregnant, she should have made sure a condom was used. Act like an adult, end of story.
Should da worn a condom
Spoiler alert! The scrotum holds zero semen, that would be the prostate. What's she mad about anyway? At least you didn't shoot it in her hair.
Actually, the prostate also holds zero semen, that would be the seminal vesicles.
Good Heavens Miss Yamamoto, you're beautiful!
Dammit, you spoiled my alert! I get half credit at least.