I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.