Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.