He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!