listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?