He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type