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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:11pm

    As a singer (and a girl), I approve this message.

    • 38 49
      Submitted by SpeareShaker on Sep 30, 10 at 3:48pm

      As a female single as well, I heartily second this approval!

  • 80 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:13pm

    Ditto, 12:01. It's nice every once in a while to read a text that's just (albeit in a nevertheless perverted way) sweet.

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:01pm

    Awww

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:10pm

    11:48 your going to be the next 40 year old virgin....except for you won't ever get laid

    • 66 65
      Submitted by abyss on Feb 4, 10 at 10:26am

      Ooh.. good one. Except for the fact that I'm 21, and am constantly sexed by my incredibly awesome fiancé.

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:08pm

    first

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:40pm

    hahah

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:41am

    Why are people such douche bags on here? Do u even know the person who said it? I just don't understand why people would talk shit about a random person they don't know; especially on here.

  • 68 65
    Submitted by broomie1234 on Feb 3, 10 at 3:35pm

    That'll do...

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:11am

    That's actually cute..in a weird way.

    • 37 61
      Submitted by Sailor_Moon on Jul 11, 10 at 6:40am

      Lol yea I thought the same thing.

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:19pm

    Lol, been there with my gf, she's an opera singer... I feel very lucky...

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:32pm

    Hahahaha Here we goo Nassau

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:44pm

    Jajajajaja That something !!!!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:34pm

    Very nice!

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:58am

    Who says it's not a chode girl dumbass

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:25pm

    First

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:27pm

    11:48 it's not funny to you because you are a virgin. And 13.

    • 49 94
      Submitted by abyss on Feb 4, 10 at 10:28am

      I'm 21 thanks, and I'm pretty sure I have more sex in a week than you do in a year. Also, looking at the 30 downs, a bunch of other people agreed with me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:46am

    In soviet Russia, penis enters by force - Soviet Russian 

    • 58 82
      Submitted by abyss on Feb 3, 10 at 11:48am

      That's not funny, and doesn't make sense.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:40pm

    Ahh amazing

  • 66 97
    Submitted by makeitglow on Feb 3, 10 at 12:44pm

    schools have concerts after fifth grade ?

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:17pm

    LMFAOOOO this is exactly like me and my girlfriend...

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:19am

    This chode guy probably has a vagina vv

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:08pm

    first

  • 61 97
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 3, 10 at 11:49am

    Pipes = Dads Lips......

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:38am

    They must be wide pipes considering you have chode