I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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Can you melt outside, I'm tired of cleaning up your fucking messes.
I'd pay good money to see that
Sadly enough, that sounds like my last relationship lol
Just call yourself the Wicked Witch of the West...or drunken whore. Same thing.