So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.