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  • Submitted by FirstFirsty on Nov 27, 10 at 4:20pm

    I'll be the first to say I love penis.

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    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 27, 10 at 10:28pm

    No need to be sorry. If "monumental penis" is your perfection, knock yourself out (but not necessarily with the monumental penis).

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    Submitted by SALIA on Nov 28, 10 at 3:07am

    What's there to be sorry about? Sounds like a win-win situation for everybody!

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    Submitted by niceman on Nov 28, 10 at 9:26am

    Your sex life will be fucking amazing!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 27, 10 at 7:31pm

    I'm sure that is how his father found his mom. Too bad it doesn't translate into a solvent career you can retire on and support a family.

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    Submitted by jasonmandoon on Nov 28, 10 at 5:34am

    Im a guy, and i love me some penis. :D

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Nov 27, 10 at 6:24pm

    how does she know me? i havent even been manwhoreing lately

  • Submitted by wheredidgrungego on Nov 27, 10 at 4:51pm

    I'm a guy and I loveee penis! Vaginas a close second though...

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      Submitted by bandkid27 on Nov 27, 10 at 5:21pm

      What's third then? Horses?

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 27, 10 at 8:51pm

    Didn't he kill Mr. Hands? Google him.

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    Submitted by Redstrip2011 on Nov 27, 10 at 7:21pm

    She's probably talking about a groid

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    Submitted by mrussell419 on Nov 27, 10 at 4:50pm

    And I'll be the third.

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    Submitted by ScarletFever on Nov 27, 10 at 4:45pm

    I'll be the second to say it

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    Submitted by swallows on Nov 30, 10 at 9:08am

    Proof not only that size does indeed matter; but that size is the Only thing that matters!

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    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Nov 20, 12 at 9:17pm

    Yea dicks!