You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Must be a Mom. Mom's have wikid shoe throwin skill.
That's some damn good aim. The video of this would be awesome!
Damn! Bitch must be evil to deserve a heel to the head AND a faceplant.
Nice Eddie murphy reference
@wolfnuts - If both parties were walking on the shoulder of a one line road, they would be across the street and could still face plant on the street. People walk on streets all the time at night. And if there was a party nearby, there would be lots of people walking down the same road.
How can you throw something across a street, hit someone in the back of the head and they fall into the street? Impossible!
Ever heard of four lane roads....
Lmao, I want this video.
She's either a drag queen, a stripper, or a ninja. My money's on "ninja".
Technically if she was a ninja the girl would have just fell over, we never see the ninja in action only the final product.
That's fucking awesome.
I need more friends like that
Oh my GOD just laugh at it
Peach, the distance across the road (# of lanes) wont change that an object going from one side to the other, hitting the person in the back of the head (back facing road) then falling face first into the street.
I would like to draw out what I see when I read this but I can't. I mentioned the lane width because, to me, across the street from me is when we are both on blacktop but you are atleast ten feet away. So throwing chick is in lane one, faceplant chick is roughly in lane three. Then this is plausible.
I agree this was written weird, I'm not arguing just describing how I interpreted the events. Maybe the shock if the hit caused her to turn around and trip. Who knows...
Drag Queen. I'm going with Drag Queen. Size 15 glitter platforms could take anybody out.
:D amazing aim!