...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
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I SEE WUT U DID WITH THE 69 LOLOL
I believe I have motor-boated almost every female friend I have, and a friend's mom.
Oh, and I'm a girl :D
10:47 is clearly a genius.
909 youre a great friend.
Can I Super-Size that?
i wonder if the 69 was intentional...if it's not then even her subconscious mind is a whore...
That's why they haven't done it to you. Whores = easy which means you only get banged pretty much because you're a sure thing. Sure things don't invoke creativity. You're a McDonald's Quarter Pounder and your friend is a backyard, home grilled burger.
that's a sin, i get motorboated by my guy friends almost every time i see them
I hope it wasn't the author of the text who sent this in because if it was that's why women look so bad because they think being slutty is attractive.
Yum! eat that burger right up!
also...interesting choice of numbers.
Please explain the damn pudding to me. Where? How? Wtf?