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  • I believe I have motor-boated almost every female friend I have, and a friend's mom. Oh, and I'm a girl :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:49am
  • 10:47 is clearly a genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:55am
  • Can I Super-Size that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:57am
  • 909 youre a great friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:33am
  • i wonder if the 69 was intentional...if it's not then even her subconscious mind is a whore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:48pm
  • That's why they haven't done it to you. Whores = easy which means you only get banged pretty much because you're a sure thing. Sure things don't invoke creativity. You're a McDonald's Quarter Pounder and your friend is a backyard, home grilled burger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:41am
  • I SEE WUT U DID WITH THE 69 LOLOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:47am
  • that's a sin, i get motorboated by my guy friends almost every time i see them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:09am
  • Yum! eat that burger right up! also...interesting choice of numbers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:32am
  • I hope it wasn't the author of the text who sent this in because if it was that's why women look so bad because they think being slutty is attractive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:46am
  • Please explain the damn pudding to me. Where? How? Wtf?

    Submitted by Giiodii on Nov 8, 11 at 10:21am