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  • 70 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:49am

    I believe I have motor-boated almost every female friend I have, and a friend's mom. Oh, and I'm a girl :D

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:41am

    That's why they haven't done it to you. Whores = easy which means you only get banged pretty much because you're a sure thing. Sure things don't invoke creativity. You're a McDonald's Quarter Pounder and your friend is a backyard, home grilled burger.

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:48pm

    i wonder if the 69 was intentional...if it's not then even her subconscious mind is a whore...

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:55am

    10:47 is clearly a genius.

  • 52 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:57am

    Can I Super-Size that?

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:33am

    909 youre a great friend.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:47am

    I SEE WUT U DID WITH THE 69 LOLOL

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:32am

    Yum! eat that burger right up! also...interesting choice of numbers.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:46am

    I hope it wasn't the author of the text who sent this in because if it was that's why women look so bad because they think being slutty is attractive.

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Giiodii on Nov 8, 11 at 10:21am

    Please explain the damn pudding to me. Where? How? Wtf?

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:09am

    that's a sin, i get motorboated by my guy friends almost every time i see them