My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
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4:46 most people actually know that, however about 98% of the time a period indicates that she's NOT PREGNANT.
One brother, five sisters… dude I’d have to wear a tampon just to fit in.
Dane Cook browses urban dictionary all day trying to make jokes.
I call girls chicks and guys dudes and im a girl. Dumbasses.
4:17 that is amazing :)
somebody SHIT on the coats!
pooped rainbow, om nom nom!
That would be the most evil super power ever :(
While I agree Dane Cook is funny, he steals his material from EVERYONE
its funny how all of you guys are arguing over these things when it has nothing to do with the actual topic (:
get this guy to my house, stat, i'm starting to freak out a bit!
11:15 fuck you bruno your movie sucked
You can still get pregnant on your period, fuck-tards!!
Agreed with 4:05. A girl couldn't POSSIBLY use slang!
I hate dane cook, he's not even funny and he's ugly as shit
One better is if you could start OR stop a period by thinking about it. Then you could have sex whenever you wanted, no "I'm on my period" excuses ever.
12:13PM: it can also make women go into their periods instantly and get horrible cramps if they touch it.
I like how anything sex related gets posted on here regardless of how funny it is.
Stay classy, Screwston
dane cook is hot, but not funny
Hahaha!! Apparently, 3:45 thinks someone should be raped because he/she made the most non-offensive satement ever and 3:50 is trying to be tough and start shit with a racist statement made from the privacy of annonymity. Just thought that was funny.
Are you talking about Katt Williams? I've seen him wear a purple suit.
5:23(2) - dont hate against dane cook just cuz your an ugly fatass and you wish you were him
I definitely think it's a girl too.. and I'm pretty sure girls do call other girls "chick".. why do people always underestimate the type of language girls use? Besides not all of us are the same and stick to one category so.. fail.
3:44, i'm with you. and nice dane cook reference, by the way.
hadn't thought about it like that, 3:44(2)..but girls don't normally call other girls "chick" so i was thinking it was a guy who may have gotten a girl pregnant
5:49- Because women can multi-task and do everything at once, and men just concentrate on one thing.
No, this is definitely girl, wanting to twatswat another girl who was going after the same guy. Genius.
Awesome, now I know not to use "Twatswat" because Dane Cook is a fucking tool.
I couldnt agree more 3:56.
Transformers is like the worst movie
Dane Cook is such a huge fucking tool.
did anyone think that it may have been a guy who was upset because whenever he's going to hook up with a girl she gets her period?
why are women inferior to men at everything?
Twatswat is the word my friends came up with to describe a female cockblock. Thought you all may enjoy. <3 3:44
Yesss Houston way to go! Why the fuck I wouldnt wish it on anybody. Even another skank. Just maybe the power to stop it on control.
3:29 so he could make sure the girl isn't pregnant? most of the time when you have your period you aren't pregnanttt
5:57, that would be the other 2% of the time, now, wouldn't it?
like my own mother did.
yet i did not.
i own 3 black men and 2 black women. i use the women for intercourse, and the men for work. they are good workers, and the women are good in bed.. i got a deal for all 5 of these worthless knuckle draggin gorillas. 1000 for all!!
Meh, I don't think this is from a movie.
12:19- you're either trying to pick a fight or you're just an asshole... either way, stop it.
yes 7:30, he did. I saw it with my own eyes!
Wow 3:43...you're a piece of shit! You should be raped!
c=8 *actual size of 8:39's cock
7:24 needs to get laid
Im so happy I just pooped a rainbow.
4:02 Regu-Mate is used on female horses to bring them out of heat. Those who handle it are warned to use gloves because if leaked into the skin, it causes infertility in women, Maybe im not up-to-date and there is a less powerful Regu-Mate for humans.....?
5:35 - your retarded for even saying douchey
Dane Cook doesn't make shit up. He takes stuff that already exists but nobody knows about and then makes them into bad jokes.
just a little observation: a lot of homosexual shit heads have been utilizing this site. fuck it
Box-out = female cockblock
6.04 im PUMPED FOR IT TONIYTE
ware teh fckz iz teh new postz? kitteh nede n00b post
HAY VATS UP!! I AM BRUUUNO!
5:41, You're an idiot. What better word is there for the Dane Cook phenomenon? Broish?
man or woman - this person would be either the most loved or most hated person depending on the situation.
also, bruno sucked!
Wow....that is just messed up...but if you're going to have a superpower, that's not only original, but twisted...clearly not one of the good guys....lol
Dane Cook walks around the stage yelling and thinks it's funny. The only people that like him are obsessive women who think he's hot.
5.49 WINS..women can suck dicks pretty good..thats a bout it
Just think, if a chick wanted to get even with another chick what would be a good way of getting back? Give the bitch her period, then she get's cramps, bloating, and the girl feels like shit for a day or depending how long it take for it to pass. Its the perfect plan.
look up Regu-Mate. i swear on my life it'll work.
would you have a girl start her period so she wouldnt have a baby? or just so you would have an excuse not to hook up with her?
4:05...the person said girls don't normally call girls chicks. they didn't say never. calm down. and saying fail at the end really ruined any chance you may have had at proving a point.
5:33, you're a huge tool for defending Dane Cook. Being a Dane Cook fan is almost as douchey as wearing Ed Hardy.
5:57...you're fucking retarded...FYI.
everyone on this site has no value for themselves.
LOL some people on this are dicks!
Its obviously you ride the bus alone, with no one to talk to.. with pee stains near your mouth
I say fuck shoes! Your shoes do not represent you! Neither here, nor in a court of law!
FUCK YOU 345 YOU NIGGGGAAA
1:43 your also at home at 1:43 on a Friday night...
At first, I was thinking "why the hell would any guy want a girl to start her period on demand?" but then I got it, because I'm only slightly retarded.
Now I think that it could be the most useful superpower ever!
hahaha twatswat is awesome
THIS IS DEF TAKEN FROM A MOVIE JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW
I CANT REMEMBER WHICH ONE YET...
girls dont (usually) call other girls chicks..
5:58, the topic is bloody snatch, Dane Cook fits the bill perfectly.
that's actually awesome. never have to use birth control again!
twatswat is the coolest word ever
Dude. That would be horrible. Not cool at all!
white supremacist in 2009 = FAIL
12:38 is a donkeyrapingshiteater
twatswat!?! I love it.
for all you people crying about dane cook, you're dumb. if you want something original how bout pussy pinch. suck it.
I took it as being ironic...like every girl he talks to is on the rag...but maybe that's just because I see sarcasm everywhere I go?
come onnnn periods are NOT FUN and soo obnoxious soo uh worst superpower ever
you shithead. twatswat is from dane cook isolated incident.
you are not original
Not Anchor Man, 4:21.
6:02 (1) some men "can suck dicks pretty good" y don't u go and get some from them and stay away from women, if they're so horrible?
well, 12:17... If what you're attempting to say is that tfln need to put up new texts, I agree!
Dane cook is fucking hott, even if his jokes are lame
That would not be cool. I would never talk to you ever.
5:41- You can't even figure out the proper form of "your" to use. You have no business insulting anyone else's intelligence.
Ummm, you can have your period the whole time you are pregnant.....FYI
And my question is regarding "instant period:" WHY would you want to??? Freak. Obviously you've never had one.
5:41 - YOU'RE retarded for not knowing the correct usage of your.
Do you consider "True Blood" vampire porn??
hahahahaha wow 4:48 actually DANE COOK made it up. Its from Isolated Incident. But if you think it makes you look cool...
pretty sure its a dude, who doesn't want baby daddy scares
Did the midget in a purple suit leave a box for the Pope?
To answer 4:20 - both.
dane cook's my best friend
dane cook was funny when noone knew who he was... when he became really popular he began to suck and make jokes out of really dumb stuff
i hope american apparel goes bankrupt. today
3:50, 4:05, and 4:10...all kinda stupid
Dane coook is sexy, and funnny as helll,
people only hate on dane cook because its cool to hate on dane cook.
dane cook IS a twatswat. *shudder*
i would stay the fuck away from you.