Diamond encrusted cocks sound painful. Not to mention, I despise diamonds (yes, I know that's odd for a woman to say). Also, I'd prefer my man's apparatus to taste like coffee.
2:08, I'm with you! I'm not a big chocolate fan. It needs to taste like a vanilla latte or something. Not all girls like chocolate, guys.
The diamond thing is weird to me. How do you expect to get a blowjob when you have diamonds all over your dick? The diamonds will cut my mouth. Do you want a bloody blowjob?
I have always wondered this. Well this and why someone's butt hole is darker than the rest of the person even though it gets the least amount of sun action. It throws me off watching a porn sometimes, especially if the color is way darker. Makes me think its a shit stain...lol
Um, yeah. don't be so proud.
It's a harmless bacteria that lives in the soft skin, most often seen on eyelids, genitals, anus and armpits. Only real effect is the darkening and slight odor, but conceptually it's gross.
if they tasted like chocolate fat women would try to eat them, and then guys wouldn't want to have fat women as partners, and the lazy fat genes would be washed out of the gene pool! awesome
Man, that'd be awesome. I'd give blow jobs all the time if it tasted like chocolate...plus us girls would stay skinny....it's a win win situation if you ask me.
And this is how you know God is a man. If God were a woman dicks, and cum, would taste like chocolate. Or whatever we want it to taste like at the moment.
But diamond encrusted? While I'm it'd be beautiful...ouch. That would cause a decrease in blow jobs.
Evolutionarily, this would be impossible, as adaptations made through evolution are those that allow a species to easier survive and reproduce. Assuming that a chocolate-diamond-dick were possible, it would decrease reproduction, as oral sex would become more common, rather than traditional intercourse. If these changes were to come about through a random mutation, it is unlikely that the change would sustain for long enough to become viable in the population.
2:19 here. First, I am a woman, not a girl. Second, I don't need to "seek male attention" because I've been dating one man for the last 5 years, and we are engaged to be married.
2:08 for a minute there your comment mirrored my thoughts and I was like did I\nAlready post here then I realized I'm not anonymous. I fully agree with everything you stated.
This isn't twilight chocolate tasting diamond studded penis's don't exist, and I don't see evolution leading us down that road sadly...things would certainly be easier
6:38, 11:16, 11:32 - mostly it is hormonal and perfectly normal, but there are lots of other potential causes, std, early sign of diabetes, bacteria, the list goes on. If it's musky instead of smelling like your usual sweat 6:38 may be right. Try an AntiBac soap for a few weeks.
11:52, where did you learn that from? I assumed everyone was just naturally a little darker there. I smell just fine and so does my boyfriend, but we are just darker in that region... I'm also South Asian so maybe it's just my skin color, but my bf is white. Not saying you're wrong, but i have never heard that before.
1:53 - don't wash it too much. I'm not the person who said its bacteria, but washing any area of your body too much washes away your natural oils and defenses, which can cause other problems. I have a fungus on my skin because I washed that area of my skin too much. I have had several yeast infections because i clean my vag too much. So watch how much you clean :)
dude same with my penis....its so weird only i pull it out is to put it in or pee. either way not much contact with light....but its twice as tan as me....
chocolate tasting dicks sound really creepy and diamonds on them? meh..head can be unpleasant enough sometimes without diamonds cutting my mouth up thanks.
Bacteria? shut the fuck up. Go watch some porn, peeping tom some dudes in the shower, everybody's dick is darker than the rest of them unless they're tan all over.
Admittedly, I've only really looked at my own dick and the hours and hours of porn, but I can't recall ever seeing a single pale cock.
why are our dicks tan? i never understood that at all...its like no matter how white and pasty i get, my dick looks like its been laying out i fuckin jamaica for a week
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