Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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But if I win I get two cattle, five chickens,50 virgins and some sick nasty turbans.
Fuckin A hardcore favors
Or we can just have an orgy! Those are fun! ;D
Will someone please get KeithStone something to drink....those prezels are makin him thursty. If i had to guess, I'd say it's the salt
that's amazing, ahahaha.
What if one is ugly and one is super hot?
Speculations on the situation they are talking about? I’d love to know what the rest of this conversation was...
What if the son is a complete pig dog w a tiny dick?
At least we don't molest gnomes or fuck goats
I like turtles!!
That way the son can't ever say dad you never did anything for me
Wow!! Now that's a phukkin bet!!
Hate it how people make stupid comments -_-
In soviet Russia the first born daughter ficks the first
What if the girl is fuckin ugly??
I have to know what the rest of this goddamn conversation was about.. It had to be something along the lines of making Obama fall into the oil spill in the gulf.
OOOH, pricelessss! such an amazingly sensitive, once in a lifetime deal! If someone threw that offer out to me, I sure as hell wouldn't let it pass me by! You only get one chance to make your first born children pair of to do the bangabangaaaa! Word of advice: Jump on that gravy train and ride it full throttle!!!!
@itouchgnomes at least we don't feel up lawn ornaments
These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
I want to know the twisted son of a bitch whose the plan this is
That's not as bad as an ugly girl.
Sounds like what my mom did to me... Arranged marriages ftl