Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.