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  • I think you mean, bleach blondes. It's almost like the bleach goes right through their skull and messes up their brains. I'm going to have to agree with 4:07, I have my masters and I'm very thin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:13pm
  • wow fuck that. douchebags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:32pm
  • 4:06(2) glad your willing to suck cock to find out, dumb ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:15pm
  • You must be a "blonde", cum dumpster is two words.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:58pm
  • That's pretty disrespectful and ignorant. There are some incredibly intelligent, eloquent, and articulate women who are born naturally blonde and slim.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:07pm
  • 6:06. There are definately stereotypes about redheads. I actually had a guy stop me at a gas station once, to ask if it was true if Redheads gave better head. Also there are all the temper stereotypes as well... Anyways for all the blondes getting pissed off. Get over it. This website is meant to be funny. Learn to take a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:28am
  • 1:12 ahahah P.S. Back to the person who said that thin blondes' diets consist of alcohol and semen: the thin blondes that I know also have coke added tothst. Oh, and cigarettes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:41pm
  • kate? kayleen? its gonna be one of them if its Eagle County

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:57pm
  • 4:16, any guy who ever uses the phrase "cum dumpster" certainly isn't going to use me as one. XO, 4:12.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:18pm
  • Surely not every guy is as big a tool as you, 4:38. Back to the subject: I am blonde and thin, and while I don't fall into this category, I will agree that there are many girls who give us the reputation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:43pm
  • And by tothst, I meant "to that". Damn iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Still loving that cum dumpster.....ahhh how sweet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:10pm
  • 8:56 We are all SO impressed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:29pm
  • WoW ur cool I'm blonde skinny and could probably outsmart you any day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:43pm
  • ahhh, I really hope this isn't about me....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:23am
  • 6:06-- what 4:28 means is they are "good" in bed because they have to give it their all on the rare occasion that they find someone to sleep with them. hahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:51pm
  • BAHAHAHAHA u all suck yeshhhh 970

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:36pm
  • (970) oh shut up and eat me! Thats the only thing you can do right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:03pm
  • when did a master's degree require a brain? blowin ur profs after class more likely...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:12am
  • 4:07 - Just because a few people survive gunshot wounds to the head doesn't mean gunshot wounds to the head aren't freaking fatal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:55pm
  • 3:43 how many licks does it take to get to the center of my dick if your so smart?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:06pm
  • That faith has been LONG lost with me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:40pm
  • ^^^ i've never heard any stereotypes about skinny gingers, great in bed or otherwise... blondes are all i ever hear about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:06pm
  • at least they are cheap dates with an almost 100% chance of it ending with a money shot to her face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:05pm
  • im blonde and smart you all suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00am
  • ROFL @ 4:07....Not a chance. 3:35 and the first 3:43 got it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:09pm
  • i am blonde and thin and i am outraged! i cant believe this, jk im not haha-- man, i love the pissed off replies... "i have a masters degree" lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:11pm
  • The "dumb skinny blonde" stereotype, like others are funny to joke about. When people start believing they're true, those believers show that they're the dumb ones.....heh. Although I'm partial to blondes, I enjoy women regardless of their hair color. They're all tastylishus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:05pm
  • pretty sure that 6:58 won

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:23pm
  • ahhh, I really hope this isn't about me....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:23am
  • i love how the bimbos keep fighting it-they even try 2 put u down for how u spell in a forum- pathetic!!! n 1 couldnt stop @ being thin n blonde she had 2 add... VERY thin- WTF!! u bitches tend 2 be butterfaces anyways- just open n stfu-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:22am
  • 3:43 and 4:06(2) I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:10pm
  • 7:11- thin blonde here. I have a J.D. and passed one of the hardest bar exams in the country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:56pm
  • I'm 4:07 and obviously I'm right since I am blonde and slim and can actually type a sentence unlike most of you misogynist pricks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:12pm
  • 4:54 is fat and has to lift up his fat to see his penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:00pm
  • She's probably already drunk and posted that with a dick in her mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Like Paris Hilton...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:08pm
  • They usually have diets that consist of alcohol and semen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:43pm
  • 6:12--- my condolences on being a ginger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:36pm
  • not all skinny blond girls are dumb. thanks. way to stereotype dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:08pm
  • summit county girl?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:36pm
  • BAHAHAHA! Rep it 970!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Oh, relax. I'm a girl who uses the term "cum dumpster." Sometimes it's the only appropriate classification for someone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:36pm
  • 3:43 if you're too fucking lazy to spell you're, and resort to ur, you couldn't outsmart a retarded chimp.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:37pm
  • ahhh, I really hope this isn't about me....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:23am
  • i'm blonde & thin & smart & I love cum :) and if you are upset by some idiots replies on a website like this then you need some dick in your life. chill the fuck out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:08pm
  • cum dumpster is a great word:)..and i am a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:15pm
  • nope...they are only good for use as cum dumpsters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:35pm
  • wow you got that right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:59pm
  • I'm blonde, skinny and in politics.... you're all screwed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:46pm
  • whats wrong with skinny blonde girls? I'm a 5'8, 115 lb cirty blonde girl and I function alot more drunk than you can imagine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:45am
  • lol 4:28. Try not to use big words, you might confuse the natives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:36pm
  • lmfaoooo. im blonde & skinny, and still found this hilarious. although cum dumpster is a little harsh.. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Fine 4:18...How about "cum receptacle"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:28pm
  • 4:06 YOUR dick? About 3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:06pm
  • 4:45 you need to go on a diet you fat whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:42pm
  • 6:12 - Bleach your hair, you sound as stupid as they claim these dumb "blondes" are. Learn to type legibly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:59pm
  • dude you can insert any hair color in the original post. blondes just take the cake overall. HAH. suckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:16pm
  • LOL I wrote this and I won't say where I live but let's just say the name of the blond is not Kate or Kayleen but it DOES start with a K...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:25pm
  • ..holy shit....to all the skinny blond chicks...dont fucking read the relpys to texts like that if you dont have a sence of humor..grow the up..its a joke...Im a skinny red head..i get stereo typed all the time, get the fuck over it...yes its true in alot of cases but not all ..if you feel ur the different one and get insulted becasue you yourself chose to look at these replys and let your self get hurt by what some guy or girl said across the world..then they are right about u..simple as that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Don't sweat it, they're probably all lonely boys who only have "cum dumpsters" to fantasize about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:39pm
  • FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:34pm
  • (4:09 to 4:18/4:31) Would "Goo guzzler" be more appropriate? lol I almost feel like there's a woman in the men's washroom right now. It doesn't matter how nice we treat you, with the boys, this is how we talk behind your backs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:38pm
  • 4:12 and 4:13. You are both awesome. A-cups hopefully? Still use you as a cum dumpster but would be nice to have an intelligent conversation afterwards...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:16pm
  • at least there's chicks who have senses of humor, whether blond or not...miss masters dergee, shut the hell up, i probably still make more money than you, trust me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:41pm
  • haha i wrote that and i am a blond...see ppl!..atleast i can admit it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:31pm
  • She must have been a fake blonde then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:25pm
  • There's no excuse for calling someone a "cum dumpster", it's just wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:39pm
  • before or after you get drunk and blow me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:45pm
  • I dont need your condolences on being a ginger lol but thanks;)..Im a hot ginger..and im great in bed..so thats one of the stereo types on red heads that I meet perfectly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Um, there are PLENTY of excuses for using the term cum dumpster... and it's not just for blondes :) You probably hate the word cunt, too, dontcha? Personally, I love it. But then, I'm neither blonde nor slim... though I have been used as a semen receptacle and I kinda liked it. Get a sense of humor or go away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:45pm
  • (4:09 to 4:45) Kisses on your cum covered cheeks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:54pm
  • 4:28, synonyms do not change meaning. Though kudos on actually spelling that correctly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:31pm
  • hahahaha love it. & it's funny how so many people get offended on this site lmao. great source of entertainment, I tell ya.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:17pm