I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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This text is cute, for once it's not about bring a slut or drugs or alcohol. This reminds me of me and my boyfriend :)
Anyone who gave this a thumbs down has never been in a good relationship
As much as I enjoy casual sex with a bunch of people, and applaud others who do the same, it's not for everyone. Good for you for figuring out what you want. And may you find your swan.
Thats so beautiful!
Did you have to wait until we were naked to tell me this?
how sad is it that the first place my mind went with this is someone is on acid. Fuck I need to lighten up
Best text on here........EVER!!!! I would personally choose Geese though, but to each his own right!?!
Wtf? Lay off the drugs wonder woman
This explains my life - the Swan thing I like penguins
Keep thin and beautiful, don't be a bitch, put out for you man whenever he wants and you have a chance.
thin and beautiful? thats assuming a lot...
Free lesson's ladies, write this down
take care of yourself. drug abuse isn
Some men like curves, mine does :D. Also hip bones grinding is painful as fuck.
I would rather have some hip bones grinding than be distracted by air escaping fat folds hahah
Yah my man wants me to gain like 20lbs and I am already over 25%body fat so perhaps be healthy is better advice.
Also I have only had one partner who had sex with me when I wanted it. It goes both ways
if they dont due their duty, kick em on their booty!
This text is lame... who moderates this shit