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  • "Though shalt not sleep with a whore." Or something to that effect.

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Apr 11, 11 at 10:27pm
  • I can't stand Jesus-creeps.

    Submitted by nikoliss on Apr 13, 11 at 5:59am
  • My guy just decided to be a man of god and he won't have sex again until marriage and he won't marry me unless I'm a Christian.... We've been dating for a year and a half... This was more than sudden and fucked up. I feel your pain.

    Submitted by vvb2717 on Apr 12, 11 at 10:00am
  • NICELY DONE!!! gotta remember that one.

    Submitted by fourwolves07 on Apr 11, 11 at 12:58pm
  • Better than quoting Glenn Beck's fired ass.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Apr 11, 11 at 3:59pm
  • Glad to hear you escaped. Bravo.

    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 11, 11 at 11:49am
  • This would be the Poconos

    Submitted by bunbun11 on Apr 11, 11 at 2:25pm
  • Anyone quoting the bible is heading for a break up.

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 11, 11 at 6:12pm
  • is it just the app version of this site that you cant vote comments up and down on now or what?

    Submitted by yfz501 on Apr 11, 11 at 12:31pm
    • No, even the web version has been broken since last week.

      Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 11, 11 at 2:05pm
      • thanks iowa i was awfully confused by all this...and damn sure id never voted on a comment with 0 votes lol

        Submitted by yfz501 on Apr 11, 11 at 3:34pm
  • Girrrrl, it's definitely for the best.

    Submitted by MuffinW on Apr 13, 11 at 12:40pm
  • He went old testament on your ass

    Submitted by buck06 on Dec 1, 11 at 9:04pm
  • If he quoted the Daughters of Lot, be complemented.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 11, 11 at 12:54pm
  • "Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies." Proverbs 31:10

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 11, 11 at 3:32pm
  • oh whoa. this happened to me a year ago! I totally feel your pain!

    Submitted by annie93 on Apr 12, 11 at 11:04pm
  • Men are dogs. Says so in the bible. (misquoting ftw)

    Submitted by vagrancy on Dec 15, 11 at 6:16am
  • Seems like you won this one. I mean that's like him breaking up w you by coming out.

    Submitted by Americanism on Apr 11, 11 at 2:06pm
  • Ok, nobody knows the bible well enough to make a witty comeback.

    Submitted by jltc on Jul 15, 11 at 4:56pm
    • I know, kinda what I was hoping for. better off without the hardcore religious types though. I mean bible basher sounds like a serial killer who bludgeons people to death with a big book

      Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 12, 11 at 7:23am
  • I wonder how what god's input would gave been on this?...

    Submitted by Awheatie17 on Apr 11, 11 at 11:41pm