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  • 92 83
    Submitted by Rasetsu on Apr 11, 11 at 10:27pm

    "Though shalt not sleep with a whore." Or something to that effect.

  • 84 82
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 11, 11 at 11:49am

    Glad to hear you escaped. Bravo.

  • 81 84
    Submitted by nikoliss on Apr 13, 11 at 5:59am

    I can't stand Jesus-creeps.

  • 76 75
    Submitted by MuffinW on Apr 13, 11 at 12:40pm

    Girrrrl, it's definitely for the best.

  • 67 57
    Submitted by fourwolves07 on Apr 11, 11 at 12:58pm

    NICELY DONE!!! gotta remember that one.

  • 71 67
    Submitted by yfz501 on Apr 11, 11 at 12:31pm

    is it just the app version of this site that you cant vote comments up and down on now or what?

    • 67 62
      Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 11, 11 at 2:05pm

      No, even the web version has been broken since last week.

      • 62 76
        Submitted by yfz501 on Apr 11, 11 at 3:34pm

        thanks iowa i was awfully confused by all this...and damn sure id never voted on a comment with 0 votes lol

  • 72 70
    Submitted by bunbun11 on Apr 11, 11 at 2:25pm

    This would be the Poconos

  • 71 75
    Submitted by arthurlux on Apr 11, 11 at 3:59pm

    Better than quoting Glenn Beck's fired ass.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by annie93 on Apr 12, 11 at 11:04pm

    oh whoa. this happened to me a year ago! I totally feel your pain!

  • 66 68
    Submitted by vvb2717 on Apr 12, 11 at 10:00am

    My guy just decided to be a man of god and he won't have sex again until marriage and he won't marry me unless I'm a Christian.... We've been dating for a year and a half... This was more than sudden and fucked up. I feel your pain.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 11, 11 at 12:54pm

    If he quoted the Daughters of Lot, be complemented.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 11, 11 at 6:12pm

    Anyone quoting the bible is heading for a break up.

  • 53 49
    Submitted by buck06 on Dec 1, 11 at 9:04pm

    He went old testament on your ass

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Americanism on Apr 11, 11 at 2:06pm

    Seems like you won this one. I mean that's like him breaking up w you by coming out.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 11, 11 at 3:32pm

    "Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies." Proverbs 31:10

  • 43 46
    Submitted by vagrancy on Dec 15, 11 at 6:16am

    Men are dogs. Says so in the bible. (misquoting ftw)

  • 46 69
    Submitted by jltc on Jul 15, 11 at 4:56pm

    Ok, nobody knows the bible well enough to make a witty comeback.

    • 49 46
      Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 12, 11 at 7:23am

      I know, kinda what I was hoping for. better off without the hardcore religious types though. I mean bible basher sounds like a serial killer who bludgeons people to death with a big book

  • 56 99
    Submitted by Awheatie17 on Apr 11, 11 at 11:41pm

    I wonder how what god's input would gave been on this?...