You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 140 27
    Submitted by heylooklisten on Sep 1, 10 at 3:09pm
    Reply Report

    Lucius Malfoy does.

  • 75 18
    Submitted by SomethingFischy on Sep 1, 10 at 2:26pm
    Reply Report

    Fuckin' sweet people, that's who!

  • 68 19
    Submitted by Jughead on Sep 1, 10 at 2:17pm
    Reply Report

    It's a legitimate question...

  • 67 21
    Submitted by whattt on Sep 1, 10 at 7:22pm
    Reply Report

    Who the fuck DOESN'T own a peacock...

  • 43 19
    Submitted by firstyisafcknfag on Sep 2, 10 at 1:42am
    Reply Report

    Owning a peacock = winning at life.

  • 40 21
    Submitted by thechick99 on Sep 1, 10 at 4:22pm
    Reply Report

    Great neighbors. That's who.

  • 38 27
    Submitted by dyell on Sep 1, 10 at 4:18pm
    Reply Report

    I wanna see your peacock cock cock

  • 32 19
    Submitted by 3DR0NE7 on Sep 1, 10 at 11:46pm
    Reply Report

    @whattt if everyone else understood like you do, the world would be a better place

  • 31 22
    Submitted by wtflol09 on Sep 2, 10 at 12:43pm
    Reply Report

    heylooklisten: He does indeed. He also owns Bubbles the monkey.

  • 27 18
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 1, 10 at 10:33pm
    Reply Report

    I do. You want to make something of it?

  • 26 17
    Submitted by whattt on Sep 2, 10 at 4:59pm
    Reply Report

    3DRONE7 if the world had more people like\nYou and I, the earth wouldn't be able to contain it's awesomeness

  • 28 22
    Submitted by batmansgotham on Sep 2, 10 at 3:21am
    Reply Report

    I so wanna know this story.... hahah!

  • 28 23
    Submitted by livewire240v on Sep 1, 10 at 9:29pm
    Reply Report

    Gotta love nj. The 908 rocks

  • 33 34
    Submitted by sgstegman on Sep 1, 10 at 5:32pm
    Reply Report

    I own a PEACUNT if that counts.

  • 27 33
    Submitted by sgstegman on Sep 1, 10 at 5:33pm
    Reply Report

    I also own a peeingcock.

  • 16 21
    Submitted by enoxxx on Sep 2, 10 at 1:25am
    Reply Report

    goood idea

  • 24 38
    Submitted by TheWorst on Sep 1, 10 at 2:10pm
    Reply Report

    this text is about as funny as C-SPAN.

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 3:29pm
    Reply Report

    I do

  • 23 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 2:08pm
    Reply Report

    FIRSTYS AND PRETZELS.. YIEE 2 times in a roe im on fire

Cracked IndieClick Humor