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  • Submitted by heylooklisten on Sep 1, 10 at 3:09pm

    Lucius Malfoy does.

  • Submitted by SomethingFischy on Sep 1, 10 at 2:26pm

    Fuckin' sweet people, that's who!

  • Submitted by whattt on Sep 1, 10 at 7:22pm

    Who the fuck DOESN'T own a peacock...

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    Submitted by Jughead on Sep 1, 10 at 2:17pm

    It's a legitimate question...

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    Submitted by thechick99 on Sep 1, 10 at 4:22pm

    Great neighbors. That's who.

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    Submitted by firstyisafcknfag on Sep 2, 10 at 1:42am

    Owning a peacock = winning at life.

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    Submitted by 3DR0NE7 on Sep 1, 10 at 11:46pm

    @whattt if everyone else understood like you do, the world would be a better place

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    Submitted by whattt on Sep 2, 10 at 4:59pm

    3DRONE7 if the world had more people like\nYou and I, the earth wouldn't be able to contain it's awesomeness

  • 70 55
    Submitted by wtflol09 on Sep 2, 10 at 12:43pm

    heylooklisten: He does indeed. He also owns Bubbles the monkey.

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 1, 10 at 10:33pm

    I do. You want to make something of it?

  • 63 50
    Submitted by batmansgotham on Sep 2, 10 at 3:21am

    I so wanna know this story.... hahah!

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    Submitted by sgstegman on Sep 1, 10 at 5:32pm

    I own a PEACUNT if that counts.

  • 63 58
    Submitted by dyell on Sep 1, 10 at 4:18pm

    I wanna see your peacock cock cock

  • 63 59
    Submitted by livewire240v on Sep 1, 10 at 9:29pm

    Gotta love nj. The 908 rocks

  • 56 63
    Submitted by sgstegman on Sep 1, 10 at 5:33pm

    I also own a peeingcock.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 3:29pm

    I do

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    Submitted by TheWorst on Sep 1, 10 at 2:10pm

    this text is about as funny as C-SPAN.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by enoxxx on Sep 2, 10 at 1:25am

    goood idea

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    Submitted by OhhhLori on Oct 3, 12 at 7:58am

    There are 6 peacocks on my parent's farm... Which inspired the peacock feather tattoo on my hips haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 2:08pm

    FIRSTYS AND PRETZELS.. YIEE 2 times in a roe im on fire