just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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I hope any future daughters I have grow up to be nothing like you personality wise.
no, no you arent first, you are just imagining you are. if anyones first, its the unicorns of the sea (narwhals). dick
Stop lying we all have had a moment like that.
You're the first loser.
wow, you're in college, how cool is that. by the way, texting "goodbye/hello *insert theme of text here*" stopped being funny around the fifth time somebody wrote it
Sounds like fun