So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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Should have tried again 10 minutes later.
if this is how I got woke up every morning, I would throw out my alarm clock.
I'm trying to figure out who the bigger loser is here?
...It's the guy.
technically they could both be guys
yeah but that would just be gross..
yay for intolerance!
I don't think intolerance as much as preference
Any guy who picks sleep over blowies? LOSER!\nAny girl (or guy) who's nice enough to wake a guy up with a blowie? AWESOME!
Who turns down a blow job? Seriously!
Someone needs to practice their bj skills a little bit
Only my ex.
Proof that guys aren't constantly horny.. No wait that can't be it. Too much teeth?
This "Soviet Russia" crap got old a long time ago
This is obviously fake, women don't listen to men!
must be the poster child for "I suck at life"
Lol that is awesome.
He just wanted you to be more quiet when u blow, less slurping more sucking?
Nice test. If you walked away and he chased you, he was your bitch. If you blew him ten minutes later, you are his bitch. I bet the latter happened.
OP is a guy.
Why are people starting to use literally again? It wasnt irritating enough in the first wave of texts that used it unnecessarily?
It's not just in texts, people actually say it in this context too. Idiotic. How else could he have said/done it other than literally...
Literally should only be used in an unbelievable situation, to differentiate it from common verbal exaggerations, such as "I just pulled out of the dealership and someone rear ended me literally 2 minutes later." It should not be used in an obvious situation, such as "I got kicked in the balls and I literally hunched over from the pain."
U need to work on ur noise control if u sounded like an alarm clock
Too funny! I agree, your skills might be lacking...
get better at giving head?
I had sex with manlaw
I would never do that to my morning wood ...
Co za asy!
wow..thats just sad.
Waking up is the worst.
My babe loves getting woken up like that.. I don't get the "snooze button" ;)
They dnt know what bjs are in russia
He's an idiot
This ones actually funny!!!!
Hey "cindy", did u regret it? Or is he different in real life?
He's a mean fuck...
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In Soviet Russia that is how a faithful wife wakes up her husband!
Let's see...... you made up a text to post on TFLN and it wasn't a very good one. Awww.
Next time he wanted sex itd be "Snooze button"
In da hood if our bytch dnt give us head we bytch slap em
No anal = sexual fail....as you can see