I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
I have never pitied anyone so much in my entire life.
"... But you will rule alone."
Well, at least you still have your dignity...
Just poke holes in her condoms and move on with your life.