rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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Your natural breast size is always the correct size. Damn big or itty-bitty, there will always be a guy (or gal) that wants to touch em just how they are.
fuck you. i had serious back problems, and i am way happier now. just because YOU never had to deal with that doesn't mean that's the truth for everyone.
I had really bad back problems too. Getting a breast reduction was the best decision I've ever made. Now guys look at my boobs because they're absolutely perfect instead of how massive they are. I use to be an H, now I'm a DD and I am so much happier!
be my friend:)
Some girls have uneven breasts that need to be fixed. (Rather, should probably...they can cause problems.) And some girls with those big-ass tits can have heath problems, believe it or not. Like back problems. A big penis doesn't really have any negative effects yet big breasts can, no matter how awesome they are.
My research has shown that smaller titties have a better personality...
"Why would anyone get breast reduction surgery? That's like slapping god in the face for giving you a precious gift!" -Superbad
Just lie and say that the scars are from fighting a jungle cat while on some bad ass expidition to the amazon. He'll be interested and you'll probably get laid later on ;)
Good for her. I was a FF at 16 and it was the best decision of my life. Screw anyone whose not man enough to handle my scars :)
I had one too and it was the best thing I ever did. Don't worry about the drunkin idiots, you did it for yourself and that's all that matters
on the bright side, scars are sexy.
Get a better surgeon.
scars from a breast reduction are inevitable.
How hard is it to say "boob job" even when you're drunk?